Bodast Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 There goes the baker with his tray like always,The same old bread and cakes to sell,Every morning just the same,Since the morning that he cameTo this poor provincial town - 'Good morning, Belle!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 anyway, getting back to the french thing.I only know two phrasesVa t'faire encoule (or something like that)andBon jour, pretty girlie, je voudrais jig-a-jig avec tu, oui? (you have to do the pelvic movements at the same time)multilingual Pierre dans les collines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 I had a similar experience. His opening line was "Do I like children?" to which I gave my stock reply "No' date=' they are expensive, they smell, they are disrespectful and when they finally leave home you have to fund them while they drink their way through university." Then he asked if I like guns. What kind of question is that! The conversation went down hill after that.In the end I didn't have my bank details either so he made no money off me. I'd be happy to give money to worthy causes, but not through a "corporate beggar" (great phrase).Pete[/quote']Same guy as me! He ever tried to win me over by giving me some chewing gum. If you'd have let him ramble on you'd have discovered that millions of children, some as young as four, have guns.Thom: Do you like kids Holly?Holly: YES! I love kids, I can't wait to have a baby...well...you know....i'm only 19 so I probably won't have one yet....well actually i'm 20 next week...yes I love kids. Why?Thom: Do you like guns Holly?Holly: I like water pistols or those guns that pirates have.Thom: Do you like kids with guns?Holly: I like kids with water pistols, I think that water fights are an important part of growing up.Then he asked for my money. Which I told him straight away he was having none of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhino Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 Le chien d'Alasdair n'est pas aussi de mignon que Alasdair. Moi' date=' je m'appelle Mel. J'habite a Aberdeen. J'aime bien les boites de fetiches et tous les chaussures. Je deteste quand mes amis font le sexe dans mon lit.[/quote'] Decided to run mels "essay" through the altavista translater to come out with this... "The dog of Alasdair is not as of nice as Alasdair. Me, I am called Mel. I live has Aberdeen. I like limp them of fetiches and all the shoes. I deteste when my friends make the sex in my bed."I HEART ALTAVISTA TRANSLATE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted June 17, 2005 Report Share Posted June 17, 2005 what i actually said (in human translation) was 'Alasdair's dog is not as cute as Alasdait. Me, I am called Mel. I live in Aberdeen. I like fetish clubs and all shoes. I hate it when my friends do the sex in my bed.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 tous les temps, j'aime donner une fesse a mon singe. en particulier, quand je regarde "rue de coronation" dans le tele. Blanche est ma favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted June 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Le chien d'Alasdair n'est pas aussi de mignon que Alasdair.Non, c'est n'est pas vrai. Mon chien est trop mignon pour les mots. J'ai une visage comme un sac de cl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Je suis le President de Burundi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AmbientMood Posted June 18, 2005 Report Share Posted June 18, 2005 Wie alt bist du? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alvin Starclusk Posted June 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Ich bin sechs-und-zwanzig jahren alt, aber da war nicht Deutsch, da war Franzsich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Ich bin sechs-und-zwanzig jahren alt' date=' aber da war nicht Deutsch, da war Franzsich.[/quote']I like how you've just contributed to your own thread's derailing by conversing in german. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 merde il pleutVoulez vouz couche avec moi sesoir?une beer sivouplaitthat's all I have needed to get by in French - mind you they seem to prefer speaking English , they have got that, as they say in France , "I do not know what"le hee hee heee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenni. Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Ooh la la! Il y a une mouche dans ma potage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Podriamos cambiar esto sujeto - prefieremente en espanol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenni. Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 beer, icky, ooch, dirt, besh(one to five in Turkish)(phonetically of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Ooh la la! Il y a une mouche dans ma potage!You mean "mon potage"! The only -age words in French which are feminine are rage, cage, page, plage and image. My god, how many times have I been forced to say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Jai pas pu fermer lil de la nuit cause de la gonzesse de la piauled cot qui sest envoye en lair toute la nuit avec son petit copain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Blimey!That looks pretty interesting, an angry French rant...care to translate into English/foul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skuzzlebutt Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 Un chose tres interessant...mon aroglisseur est plein des anguilles ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 That looks pretty interesting' date=' an angry French rant...care to translate into English/foul?[/quote']I couldn't sleep a wink last night because the little girl and her friend played trampoline on the bed all night long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 A Tout le Monde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 CheersBut I don't think I'll memorise that one,can't see much use for it really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted July 1, 2005 Report Share Posted July 1, 2005 oh, you'd be surprised"les jeunes hommes dsols, j'obtiens chang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERCY Posted July 2, 2005 Report Share Posted July 2, 2005 And I was not jumping on you're bed last night, thinking of you though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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