Farmerjoline Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 ABH - drunken attack on a friend, she was a bitch anywayBreach of the peace x5 - boyfriendBreaking and Entering - when i was 15, stealing videosReckless Endangerment - drove a motorbike at someoneImmoral Earnings - drug dealing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 criminal record? i own 'theres nothing left to lose' breat that!oh...wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Leif Erikson (after minor set-to on Union Street, after boozy night, in chav voice, to law enforcer):"Aye, just Safeway banter like..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 all at the same time ?Ummm no. the drink driving was when i i was legally allowed to drive, otherwise i would have added driving without a licence and insurance and stealing a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 haha, of course! i was the victim though..im clean! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 FAO LEIF ERIKSONCan you clear your inbox please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 it is done.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Detained in singapore airport as I forgot I had a penknife in the thumb pocket of my jeans - questioned but allowed on my wayCautioned in South Wales for selling booze to minorsArrested but not charged in Glasgow for restraining an out of control policeman So no actual record luckily. On top of this fair few dealing with the police which have ended quite amiably (eg sleeping in union terrace gardens drunk, noise complaints from partys etc etc). Oh, and someone who tried to mug me tried to press charges for assault, but didn't have a leg to stand on really, was never in any danger of being charged for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I was once stopped by a police car two minutes away from my own house and questioned about a robbery and asked to show some keys to prove I lived nearby (I don't know how they managed to tell anything from my keys), then before letting me go I was told I shouldn't wear the jumper I had on in public because it said "Fuct". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masked Rose Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 no record yet! Once tried gettin a pub going on fire pinned on me, then they realised it was a gas fault.Cautioned for breach of the peace but really I just had sensitve neighbours.And had the police chase us a few times for our camp fires and firework displays at our local park!Surprisingly no drunk and disorderly charges but apart from that, im a good girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Heh a similar thing happened to me in bridge of don, a squad car pulled up and stopped me and after I told them i was bit busy to help with their enquiries, they dragged me into the back of their car and treated me like fucking scum. I don't think they liked my question "can you tell me what is what I was supposed to have done, just so I can hear how ridiculous it is". Fuckers..wasted over and hour of my time and left me in the dark in an area I didn't fucking know...they found out I wasn't the guy they were after by checking the soles of my shoes, and lifted me on the grounds that I fitted the character description by wearing a baseball cap and a black jacket. twats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 [*]Detained in singapore airport as I forgot I had a penknife in the thumb pocket of my jeans - questioned but allowed on my wayi so nearly did that when i was just about to go to departures lounge of singapore airport, then i found my knife in my pocket so i handed it to a security officer and he just binned it, tha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girl's Not Grey Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 i got into trouble for underage drinking on monday...pubs own fault for letting me in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 "She's a rebel.." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 taken home twice by the police when I was 16 for under age drinking. that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 it was younger than 16 the first time that's for sure. we were in second year.cautioned for peeing outside ministry nightclub when i was 17. a fairly crime free life really. and quite happy about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I once kicked a policeman in the stomach when I got caught up in a protest (on reflection...what the fuck was I thinking?) He grabbed me and told me I was under arrest' date=' put me down at the side of the road and went to deal with more pesky kids, so I ran home.[/quote']Iraqi Anti-War protests? If so - me too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 All those saying "breach of the peace" have got to specify, because it's possibly the most all encompassing charge there is, from swearing at policeman to masturbating in a public toilet.I'm clean although a bobby on Belmont Street once told me to stop keeping people awake by attempting a shoddy rendition of "The Red, the White, the Black, the Blue" by Hope of the States on some guys acoustic at 3am on a Sunday morning. As if i could actually be heard above the Saturday night revellers. On a seperate occassion a policeman once took my name and address because the Lizard King and April Etheral dropped their empty chip cones on the pavement post-"Hotty". I was still eating mine.Narc is concealing the time he was questioned for witnessing an assault with a screwdriver, much to Innes' disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Logan Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I once had the police come to my house because I dialled 999 and called them a bunch of bastards when I was about 9. I was showing off to my friend at the door. God, what a twat! >_<Other than that, I've never done anything to warrant a criminal record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robyn Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 "She's a rebel..""punk rock rebel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 it was younger than 16 the first time that's for sure. we were in second year.no way. at the very least it was 14, which would mean 3rd year. I didn't start going out until after 2nd year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 i was in the sherriffs court today..got done with careless and wreckless driving whilst under the influence of alcohol..banned from driving for 9 months, a fine of 150, and drink driving rehabilitation..i got off lightly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 I thought a drink driving conviction was a minimum 12 month ban? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Narc is concealing the time he was questioned for witnessing an assault with a screwdriver' date=' much to Innes' disappointment.[/quote']All will be revealed when I get home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 9, 2005 Report Share Posted June 9, 2005 Lets seeVandalisim = smashing up Fishermoss primary schoolBreach Of Peace/Drunk and Disorderly = cops pulled up asking if we had been drinking we said yes asked for Id and had none at the time , then i proceded to spark up a joint in front of them thinking it was a fag and they cuffed and i then went on to call them a bunch of smelly fucking cunts and tried to kick them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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