penmaster Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 yea...whats the worst *best in a way* chat up line you've come across....heres one to start you off a friend told me the other day:"Iv just shat my pants, can i get in yours?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Too right. I dunno why everyone thinks that is distgusting.Here's one for you Miss Izat: 'hey.. i have one hour to live and i dont want to die a virgin!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTit wasn't a line, I just want you to shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Well, I'm sure I posted it before, but in Espionage I saw a girl taller than me (there's only about 4 I've seen in my life) many moons ago, so I tried to impress by saying "Wow! You are taller than me!". Went down like Partick Thistle.Another one was, "If you want me - you can have me"And she did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Went down like Partick Thistle.Fucking sod, there's no escape. On topic: Best chat up line is a sly-look, smooth approach, and then ask her: 'Fancy a fuck?'You might get spat on, slapped, kicked in the ghoulies, but you might get balls deep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 1. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?3. I've got a great big cock! 4. Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming. 5. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.6. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.All those curves, and me with no brakesPut your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten.Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.I want to kiss your lips; then move up to your belly-button.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.The 'best' one i've heard was only last week in tripple kirks:"How much does a polar bear weigh.... Enough to break the ice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Any one of Hog's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 nice legs, when do they open?I am new to town, could you show me the way to your bedroom?I've lost my phone number, could i have yours?David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 My favourite to this day is still"someone's farted...let's get out of here" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmerjoline Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Your friend looks hot but i prefer brunettes and im not hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKMartin Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 I am so glad I'm happily attached and don't ever need to use any of these cheap sordid lines.[/smugness]AKM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 1. Fuck me if I'm wrong' date=' but don't you want to kiss me?.[/quote']A variation of my favourite; 'Fuck me if im wrong, but is your name Nigel?'I wonder why I never get laid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 the old ones are the funniest, so cheesy..get your coat, you've pulledyour legs must be killin you, you've been runnin through my mind all nighthave u got a sore bum? you must do, fallin all that way from heaventhe meters run out, and im scared of the dark, can u help me to my room?tell me if i'm crazy, but i saw you looking at me, and i'm sure i caught you wanting memy mate really fancies you, but he's got a small cockwant to share a kebab on the sidewalk? i'll pay!urgh, so many, so little time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 2. Nice shoes' date=' wanna fuck?[/quote']Ed Gein.Ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 A girl came up to me and said "I know this will sound weird, but what star sign are you?" "wow, my horoscope told me I would meet a taurus whose name started with K"I was all "I said capricorn right?" Then we moved to Constaninople where I sired many tall sons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 you must be excited about the impending football Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 yes indeed, many feet have gone into the making of this colossal ball but it will be worth it come the finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 A variation of my favourite; 'Fuck me if im wrong' date=' but is your name Nigel?'I wonder why I never get laid... [/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 do you want to go halves on a bastard?The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.Is it hot in here or is it just you?My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.And finally one for the dragon slaying power metal kids:Hey lady, let me slay you with my sword of luurve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 The 'best' one i've heard was only last week in tripple kirks:"How much does a polar bear weigh.... Enough to break the ice"I actually used that one once, when I was 16... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinitynscotland Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 your so wicked Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.All those curves' date=' and me with no brakesPut your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten.Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.I want to kiss your lips; then move up to your belly-button.Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.The 'best' one i've heard was only last week in tripple kirks:"How much does a polar bear weigh.... Enough to break the ice"[/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Ed Gein.Please tell me that's nothing to do with the worst film i've seen this year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 My name'd Fred Flintstone.... Come back to my place and make my Bed Rock.(stick finger in her mouth) That could be my tounge.Was your father a thief? because you look like the daughter of this guy I saw on crimewatchExcuse me, I dropped something... MY PANTSDo you know what'd look good on you? A truckCan I take your picture? (Why?) So I can take it home and masturbate furiously over it.Hi, can I buy you a drink up the value of one pound fifty?If I said you had a beautiful body would you swallow ten inches?If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!You've the nicest teeth I've ever come across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Please tell me that's nothing to do with the worst film i've seen this year?Worry not me lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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