These pick ups are pretty old: If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning! How do you like your eggs in the morning: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass! You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside? I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U + I = 69? How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.