There are two bits of this story I really like: That's the decapitated woman we're talking about, right? -Call an ambulance, a woman's just been decapitated! Minutes later: Nee Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw -We got here as quick as we could - where's the patient? -Over there. And... over there. -Oh dear God! I think I'm going to need a bucket -You feeling sick? -No no, I just need something to carry her head in Makes you wonder what she saw 16 years ago.