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Betting on a royal snuffing it is always going to be a long shot. They will purposely push a few peasants out of beds just so that he can put his roasted quail stuffed with figs on a bed next to his.

Offshore. It's awesome. Fact. Last night it was steak and the first one was pretty tasty so guess what. I went up and got another. Fuck yeah. Bring on the heart attack. I'll eat that too.

A perfect poacher on toast with beans is the breakfast of champions. Everything else can sook ma fat one.

pet hate, people saying 'settle' or 'calm yoursel min' fuck off, you saying that has made me even less calm dickfuck, please remove yourself before i set fire to your face......

nah, imagine they would get distracted and start with the whole rapey pillagey thing. And you need discipline in a defensive line up....

FIFA 12 related also, getting a totally guff team on random and wiping the floor with your mate......who was Seville. Cant even remember what shit i was, some norweigan team that had basically fisherman and vikings as a back four. It happened a couple of times but that was the best one.......makes the fact i accomplished nothing with my day slightly more bearable

its so moreish.....

Getting new headphones, yas min! My old ones died the other day and i have had to use the pish ones from my phone until today. Twenty quid well spent, good sound quality for the price.....now i have no excuse not to go to the gym though......cock biscuits Also ace-ic, rewatching 'Dead Set'. Forgot all about it until i saw a trailer for some other Charlie Brooker thing, and it triggered my zombie button. Freaking love that program.....

wireless printers are fucking ace-ic, being able to click print and not have to worry about fucking USB leads and getting up in any great hurry is awesome. Anything that compounds my laziness and hastens my relentless path to diabetes has to be a good thing right....?

I thought they were really good. Have heard other live performances from them and it far surpassed them. Plus I got the chance to shout insults about Glaswegians.....win win

women on these forums are all welcome.....but will be intimidated by relentless creepy 'banter'

also chuckled heartily when skinner and chalmers jumped into his car and he is looking for his keys, then bart appears sitting on the bonnet twirling a set of keys on his finger... Bart: ' Looking for something?' Skinner: 'Yes, my car keys' Bart: ' Do they look anything like this?' Skinner: ' Yes, quite a lot like that actually' Chalmers: Facepalmed and shaking his head ' Seymour he has your keys.......'

watched the new episode on sunday. first new one i have watched in years and its still churning out the crackers....personal favorite; 'well marge, the good news is, 2 of your kids are not locked in the car.....'

and people wonder why there are a limited number of women on these forums.....

Isn't that how the oirish speak anyway though......

if none of them works, try DVD Shrink. Works every time for me.

finally not being away offshore on a monday night to play football, only for it to be a fucking monsoon tonight. yes i know its approaching winter but i dont care. i want a nice warm evening but instead im probably going to get a stingy one of the thigh...ooofftt.

is bike cunt a middle aged manny with glasses? or was that just any other bike cunt who just happened to ride down the pavement that day ?

i remember that also, nae fine when you are working in the kitchen and trying to slalom the arena of feces....

or....bravely run away?

i hate it when yanks cant say vehicle without breaking it up 've-Hicle' you really like the H that much you have to stop saying the word just to over pronounce it? This comes about from my missus watching Judge Judy....there is a whole new world of cretins out there that i didnt even realise existed.

i actually chew heaps of chewing gum. i go through about a pack a day, im always wary of having bullshit breath. which leads me onto my own pet hate, folk who cant tell they stink...either breath or BO. If i have been sweating during the day im always really conscious of anyone getting a whiff and shower as soon as possible. But how anyone can willingly walk around smelling like an anchovies cunt is beyond me....

Bit of advice, opt for collection if you can because last time i ordered from there for delivery, i swear the Stevie Wonder was driving because we waited foruver min..... And as always, that means luke warm curries, nae use. Good scran though, definitely.

yeah i went to bed and the number was around 20, now its over 90. what the fuck! im over in norweigan waters just now and the only brit on board the vessel, needless to say its been a pretty sombre atmosphere on here the last day. i will be amazed if no-one here has relations/friends that have been affected in some way by this. Like was said, hopefully its just a one off nut job and not the start of an organisation making a statement, im supposed to be flying back from Stavanger on tuesday so hope damn sure its just him!

Caio Napoli, bon accord street. pretty good and nice setting. Been there a couple of times and have not been disappointed. Never been to Poldinos but have read reviews about it being god awful. Total reliance on the location for customer base. But i guess i cant speak based on an experience so ill shut ma pus!