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small dogs....holy fuck i cannot begin to describe the unbridled hatred that coarses through me when i see one of those little fuck maggots.i just want to kick them all through a ceiling fan. oh, and tossers with oversized umbrellas who refuse to give up an inch of space on the pavement. at times i sometimes think that setting fire to their face might be an overreaction, then i remember....they are wearing a suit so there is a 90% chance he pays for sex with little boys. and finally, bifidis actiregularis , what a load of utter cock

what sort of anus brained toss monkey thought including the worlds most punchable man, with a shit mustache and singing very loudly was a fucking spanking idea to sell a price comparison website. i would like to meet them and then defecate in their washing machine before putting it on spin cycle....oh and i might punch them right in the cock....yes, i believe i would.

hmm, thats interesting, i went there wi my missus a while ago and only the main course was respectable. they served me a bit of out of date toss for dessert so was definitely not impressed by that! that coupled with the fact there is never anyone in there has put me off. personally, bonne brasserie wipes my bum all day long. it kicks much bottom and the steak in there makes me VERY aroused. i used to like rustico too but wasnt impressed last time. they used to do a MASSIVE lump of meatloaf and it was most awesome, but not so much this time.

yeah i heard the same, basically he puts his tiger feet - and cock - somewhere he shouldnt, and his wife flips out and tries to pan his face in with one of his clubs and he shits it like a little girl and drives off while looking behind him worried his wife has now sprouted another 2 legs and can outrun a car. he then eats tree....end of story , good night children, sweet dreams

I am going to say an unequivocal yes......she looks a bit stinky

My god you must never stop getting laid with knowledge such as that.....