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Inject a jack russell with steroids then drop kick him into the office Having put bits o mince strategically all round the office to cause maximum chaos.

That one is fucking priceless!

i can confirm. there was also an awfully helpful old parking attendant who was there to explain the entirely foreign concept of inserting pound coins into a ticket machine. thank fuck he was there, other i would have been resorting to just chucking the coins in a blind panic at the machine and screaming 'Mongo want tickkeettt!!' would have probably missed the show too......so he is a life saver. hmm, awful lot of sarcasm for one post......

Knights of Columbus that hurts!

i will never tire of ranting over the parents/baby/facebook life-fuckage. there is literally nothing i care less about on this planet than the fact your little fleshbag that will no doubt soon turn into just as big a cunt as you has 'just put a bowl on her head, soooo cuuttteee!! LOLZ!!' no, not cute, dont care. fuck off, shit lizard.

hee hee hee.... i predict a riot

ohhh...milk was a baaad choice

nothing worst than sensing comical intent and not knowing the source......but since i am not in the dark in this one, fuck it im going to join in 'HEY EVERYBODY, COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!'

a doodle of nick cave. cos he's awesome. yesiree!

Your pet hate is no bum love? Kinda makes my winge about travel sickness seem insignificant in relation to the real hard hitting problems of modern man....

Travel pills. Jesus titty fucking christ, after taking a couple of Stugeron i feel as though i haven't slept in days. Groggy, sair and very very irritable. Fuck this shit, ill take the spewing next time thank you very much. Blowing chunks is metal as fuck anyway.......

not that im aware, but in all honesty i think i have only ever paid cheques in there, not required to speak to anyone in branch since i joined. the only time i have had to speak to someone i do it over the phone cos i cant be hooped going into the branch. laziness ftw....

They probably offer it because you have to make the payments every month otherwise it goes down to a really shit rate. A high percentage of people will probably miss one payment over the course of the year and take the hit for it. Also, you can just use the HSBC branch on queens road for speaking to folk, its where i pay in my cheques. Bit of a shit to get parked down there and a fair stomp from the centre of town though so i guess it depends on your circumstances.

saw this on the 'answers' home page Manhattanhenge - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Looks pretty special, in a 'ooohh, purrddyyy' kind of way.

I use First Direct, the main selling point for me was the customer service record. It was awesome, and at the time i was setting it up, i had to phone from Africa to get everything in order regarding security and direct debits. It all went very smoothly and the call centres are always british based and answered swiftly. Plus you get 100 notes for opening an account. Have had no hassle since, apart from a direct debit for the broadband which stopped happening, but turns out that was 02 being morons... On a seperate note, if you open up a regular saving account and chuck in any amount from like 30-300 a month you get 8% interest after a year. Which is masseev in comparison to other companies.

i live in kincorth and they delivered to me before, i generally order for collection though as delivery inevitably means waiting an extra half hour for your luke warm pizza. Plus, when i order for delivery, i always think that the chef is wiping his purple jizz cannon all over my dough because im being a pain in the ass and not dragging my sorry shithole down there myself....

went here last night, can highly recommend it also. As mentioned though, the waiters do generally just ignore your card being turned over to red, they still offer you meat. I would steer clear of the pork sausage though, dear christ im still burping up garlicy goodness now. Epic meat pumps ahoy though which is always fun.

yeah me and the missus had a 20 quid set meal from there not long ago (well, the one by union square but its the same people i believe) and i had a proper food baby going on. was ace, had a pint after and almost died mind....

thats a load of horseshit, i have eaten stuff thats been frozen for over a year and its been fine. as long as it hasnt been partially defrosted and refrozen, but you can judge that by the colour of it. if it looks good, dig in!

yes, yes i have. But given that i am normally on 24 hour coverage, as Nef says, vegetating normally triumphs.

jeez, what a pointless post

hah, yep certainly am. I will sit and watch almost anything in tv rooms offshore but have to leave the room when that pish comes on. I always leave it on discovery or nat geo since there is usually something interesting on that but god help us if the channel is left on sky 1.

oops! tv what a bag of utter shite, i hate justin lee collins and he is at his unfunny best. its cringey bad, if i had to drop kick a kitten through a fan to make it go away i would in an instant

i was a bit disappointed hearing that we would lose phil jones but i must say i perked up a bit when i heard the fee. He has been excellent considering his age and lack of first team experience before this season, i remember his debut against chelsea when i thought 'ah shit' when he came on to replace samba but he turned out a cracking performance. Dont know about getting wes brown though.....