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the old "ive got a bad case of she shits" usually doesnt lead to too many questions.

pretty sure i saw a machine that looket a bit like the photo in slains last night, but it mighta just been one of thoose id checker things

i hate it when the media blow jokes out of proportion. i mean the whole "i shagged your grand daughter" thing isnt exactly funny, and is bad taste, but is it offensive enough to lose your job over?

i have no idea what i am dressing as. I'm contemplating putting together a costume out of the mountain of acquired accesories and clothing i seem to come home with every night out in aberdeen, and hoping people re-claim it all.

the tripple kirks one on sunday is done by gumpy, its brilliant!

U2 are overrated and shit. Red Hot Chilli Peppers in my opinion are highly over rated... everytime i listen to them i cant stop thinking that i just dont get the joke. especially now adays, they are like a bunch of dads trying to dress ytoung and impress their kids mates, i feel embarassed for them just seing their videos.

We used a combination of hand sanitiser (handsan to be precise) and the good old fashioned water and soap when i worked in the ashvale... until i managed to set my hand on fire. handsan sucks.

i just watched accepted... as far as american college movies go it's nae half bad... had a few chuckles, but it isnt brilliant.

i thought everyone knew who albyn school for girls were...

Well done hog! I'm glad you and Joy are happy together, she seemed really nice when i met her in kef a while back! i really like this picture from the wedding

cheers:up:

Cat's are amazing, i've had mine for 15 years, and she has never been a problem... She isnt an indoor cat though, sshe comes and goes as she pleases, but she is always waiting at the foot of my bed for me when i get home from work

haha, pretty sure i cooked for you, laura and johnno when i worked in ashbale... sorry for the food poisioning

the rocksalt and snail is pretty darn awesome i must say! their humus and roast pepper baguettes used to be a daily treat when i worked up that end of town!

hahaha... i used to work there... it was a hit or a miss depending who was working wether food was good or shite

aparantly i was at feughfest... i remember nothing from yesterday at all so if anyone saw me and can help fill in lost time, would be much appreciated :up:

dream- vancouver reality - i will probably end up in glasgow, i love that city

you can carry a letherman, pocketknife, or swis army knife on you at any time as long as the blade is less than 2" long it is not classified as an offensive weapon - i asked the local police about it and they printed me off a factsheet about it that i keep in my wallet incase anyone ever challenges me.

i carry a knice with me wherever i go, though thats only because its on my leatherman - handiest tool on the planet

ive had Del pc's and laptops in the past, and currently still use both. Never had a problem, and they are pretty cheap... though i do love my macbook pro, they are a bit pricey

xcerts played a blinder as always, but i wasnt too impressed with twin atlantic, seemed like a poor mans biffy to me :/

They were helluva good at Wizzard festival... managed to catch them when i was relativley sober, as oposed to pretty much every band that i went to see after them, which i have no recolection of.

i bought 400 marlboro lights for a tenner - BARGAIN! 1 VERY expensive present for my mums 50th birthday an inflatable kayak and a popup tent tickets to wizzard some new clothes a collection of all bill bryon books for a fiver (i love red cross) and a wedding dress (love red cross yet again)

Ellon Kids arent too bad, besides getting asked for cigerettes by groups of teenyteens all the time and the usual shouts of "here min, will you buy me some glens" there arent really any bad fights or crime here anymore...

so you think me calling you a moron is worse than you calling *pretty much everyone on this site "drooling, bloated, 3-fingered cross-eyed pie eating unwashed" o_O *i understand that not EVERYONE on this site enjoys televised sport, but you get my drift