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Another coupon in the sodding bin! Barney couldn't finish his fucking dinner on Sunday night, let alone a leg of darts. The guy Klassen is pretty handy, though he's probably the most inconsistent champion I've ever seen. Good final, though.....

Fuck the SPL: Second Division Table P GD PTS 1 Gretna 20 35 49 2 Morton 21 17 44 3 Partick 21 8 39 4 Peterhead 21 3 33 5 Stirling 20 0 28 6 Ayr 21 -7 25 7 Raith 20 -8 23 8 Forfar 20 -7 22 9 Dumbarton 21 -7 18 10 Alloa 21 -34 10 Thistle won again, 2-1 away at Ayr, if we could do that again to them (or ICT) in the cup that'd be chocolate. Still need to improve the squad before then, however.......

Calum played one gig for SPD ages ago, I've played with them for almost the last 18 months. Think that nails it......

Before tonight, I didn't have any enthusiasm for this gig -after practise, I'm chomping at the bit for this one. Some new songs, too!

Why? It CERTAINLY can't be because you found that photo fetching.......

Stop RIGHT there.

I'd like to see you try, you scrimpy wankwipe! DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS!

Oh, and Lavvy PLC have been binned by Alloa in the replay, a victory for football!

This year's tournament has been fucking brilliant, most of the seeds getting horsed! Got my coupon on Barney early, looks like I'll be having fun at the bookies on Monday morning so far...........

Smiles all round, fingers crossed for a nice draw..........

Charles Kennedy comes clean about a drink problem and loses the leadership of his party. David Cameron refuses to come clean about a past drug problem and gains the leadership of his party. Ridiculous.........

The latter, all music magazines are full of horseshit...........

SOM were awful, nothing personal at all but I found them unlistenable. Today We Fight were better, but need to stop fannying around with the slow bits in the songs. E106 played another solid set. Didn't bother watching We Shall Be Bored, because they're gash. The programme catalogue courteous of Jake was a good read, though. And the lass handing out the flyors was good for a ribbing.......

I think our bass player is still in Canada, will give you a phone Kirk........

You seriously don't believe any shit you read in those magazines do you? Even so, it's a shame the new album isn't very good.........

I withheld that nugget of information until she swallowed. (I think I'd better stop right there before Jake tells me to do so....)

Oi! Stop using these boards to try and get laid............

Just seen the Hearts/Tims game in the pub, and my conclusion is that Ian Brines shouldn't be allowed to officiate anything north of the Stagecoach Super League......

I stayed in drinking cocktails, shame the main ingredients were Beechams, Lemsip and Calpol! First time I haven't had a hangover today for about seven years.......

Yes! If all brides are beautiful, then where do all the fucking ugly wives come from? Oh, and for all the women who think they don't need men - who's going to take the spider out of the bath? (And who's going to say you look gorgeous when you look like a sack of shite?)