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Because Dan is a total penis. And there's no way I'd put my tongue anywhere near your rectum, I heard rumours that flies phone for permission to land on it.......

2 stake, 72.25 return. Nice!

Heathen! I will hear no 'dissing' of cup final day........

8/10 for the dive, Petrov-esque indeed! Threw an absolute hissy fit too, very amusing....... Belated (reluctant) credit for the second Hearts goal though, forgot how much of a peach it was until seeing it on Offside earlier.........

I know, it's very amusing...........

Agree 100%.

Spot on!

Ho ho!

Aye, birthday greetings. deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearts!

I flung on two spreads on the betting indexes at half time and came out 80 up. Wish I'd been able to hop across Edinburgh for the game though.....

We SHOULD have. Darren 'fucking idiot' Brady missed an absolute sitter from 10 yards for two all - if it had been ANYONE else on the pitch, that would have gone in. How Craig Gordon saved Billy Gibson's screamer of a free kick I've no idea either. Despite this, almost everyone got pass marks (Scott Boyd was excellent, why Lavvy PLC don't play him amongst the shower of shite they currently possess is a puzzle), and it was a very proud performance. Hearts were pretty fucking awful, and will do well to hold onto second place in the SP-hell in the form they played today........

Avoid, it's not very good at all........

Good stuff, all the best James!

Might go, depends how much I spend in Kirkcaldy that arvo.........

Bollocks! Ended up 5th/32, $28 up, but really should have been more dilligent with the pre flop raising come the bitter end. Gah!

Didn't have to, turns out the idiot two to the left had a flush draw so he re-raised all in! Hahaha! 14/32, left, got the chip lead.......

Holy shite, I've just hit a four of a kind! On the flop! 8o ! There's only one option: RAISE!

I'm just settling down for a tourney, just managed to bluff some total mug out of a hand with 2s4c and fuck all on the river! Could be a good night...........

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