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Yes, because we think you're shite, and you and Bent still can't handle that - this is despite the fact you're both significantly older and supposedly wiser than me! There's plenty of people who think you're rubbish, believe me, though most of them won't bother speaking out amongst all the middle class whinge muppets on this board, probably because they can't be arsed having members of the band calling them 'mentally ill' on the internet. I've still yet to hear any of your shite to my face, when I do, I might take it seriously (or I might take you to ARI, if I've had a bad day *joke*). The best bit is that Jake is right about you being the architecht (no pun intended) of your own downfall, Jamesy appears to have learned his lesson (probably due to the fact he's now a promoter and can't afford to act like an arse anymore), you haven't. The only persons with mental delusions in this thread are you and Rinky, as far as I can see, acting the twat is only making you look very stupid. So, please (unless this gets locked), keep enlightening us.........

I'll take that.

Enjoy it I did! Now for the inevitable crash back to earth at Balmoor tomorrow, I'm sacrificing going to this game for the trip to Tynecastle, even though it's a luchtime kick off, and I'll have to jump on a Megabus early doors......

I always prefer to pick loose players off first, for whilst they may have a tendency to throw their hat in the ring with any old bag o' shite, there's always a doubt that you might call them when they catch a good hand. That terrifies the living shit out of me. Incidentally, does anyone else know which hand is best for cracking two bullets? There's a couple of theories on it, anyone else's would be appreciated.....

Getting a bit ahead of yourself' date=' no? I wouldn't go near them until you're at least competent on no-limits tables first, the style of play is a different discipline - the idea is mainly the same (ie. playing quite tight, but with variation on pre flop betting), but [b']most people will used controlled aggression, instead of poxy limit tables where you can afford to be more gung-ho. Additionally, you can get away with quite a few mistakes playing limit (less chance of people throwing 'ALL IN' at you) - on no-limit tables, you'll do well not to be fatally punished by one error. Having said that, I once dived all in with 10s8h against a AsAd, and flopped a full house, the cunt upstairs was smiling on me that night........ Still sure?

I'll vouch 100% that jealousy is not in any of our make up, we just say what we like, and like what we say. If you don't like it, then piss off, the only joke on this thread is Bent Weapon's emo-esque hurl toys out of pram with a side order of abuse. On topic: I wish I was still in Ascension, I'd have had a suicide bomber accept the award on our behalf and get a bit of overdue 'scene cleansing' done. A narrow escape for the wet knicker brigade this time.......

If that's the case, why is he bothering having one page for RFR and one page for this, thus insinuating that all gigs in Aberdeen are RFR? Sounds like a pathetic shot at acting the monopolist, especially when the GCG site covers a far wider spectrum.......

It's threads like this which make me question the sanity of being in a band. As far as I'm concerned, stolen bits and pieces and broken bits and bobs are part of the territority of the shared lock up route - this is not a good thing, it's a pain in the arse, but sadly just seems to have always been the way of it, and there always seems to be a culture of abuse and mistreatment of equipment. I never leave behind any equipment which I would not want used, and it's a shame as it directly contravenes the point of having the space in the first place. SOM - you've only yourself to blame for the backlash on this thread, I echo Kirk's sentiments on this one. Any attempts to reopen the lock up are fully endorsed by myself, despite my pessimism (knowing what EH can be like), I wish the Upstarts chaps the best of luck.....

THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN GLASGOW! THERE'S ONLY ONE TEAM IN GLASGOW! etc.......

Slightly off topic' date=' but Steve Earl has some dirt cheap Cambridge programmes from that near-successful 91/92 season for a quid a throw - [url']http://www.footballprogs.co.uk/ I've been spending an unhealthy amount of money on that website of late. Apologies for the interlude *exits*.

Hardly a surprise, the ever-sobbing huns weren't going to put up with him much longer. Never mind Eck, there's still a vacancy at East Fife!

2-0 to the sheep, McLeish must stay!

Give this man a knighthood!

Ascension would be happy to work out a gig/gig swap - it's best going to the website (www.ascensionband.co.uk) then going to the forum, because we're not on here much. You could also try getting hold of Everwicked, I'm sure they've got a Myspace page somewhere, and they've got some game. The influences list of us both is very akin to yourselves. Hope this helps.

Dry yer eyes mate, I've seen a few ICT teams under Paterson play equally as robustly when thine boot was on thine other foot! Will be in the pub for the replay, watching this one on a legal cable connection......

I was in there for the first time in ages on Saturday, and there's no way it would be in the lounge.....

There's only one team in Glasgow! (At least until a week Tuesday, anyway......)

Get bent!

I reckon - France (H) - L France (A) - L Italy (H) - D Italy (A) - L Ukraine (H) - W Ukraine (A) - L Georgia (H) - W Georgia (A) - D Lithuania (H) - W Lithuania (A) - L Faroes (H) - W Faroes (A) - D Despite this pessimistic forecast, I plan to take in most of the home schedule (I have promised my mother a trip to Hampden at some point after all......).

Another three points towards the play-offs, then. ICT next Saturday............