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That's ace! I will subscribe but I'm skint from freshers' week so not right now.

Shulmaannnn!

Isn't it 'in' to like them too? In a 'look at me, I don't rely entirely on the NME' way? Maybe not. I just got to uni and in some ways it's rubbish. It's just like being at home: all the boys in a 'preppy' style, all the girls with leggings and miniskirts. People thinking they're 'lol random' for wearing a dressing gown and Russian hat. And everyone raving on about how they love the cool 90s (because we're the 90s generation) famous people and TV series. Argh... yet I still dance with the masses to the Fratellis and the Kooks (who I don't dislike really, to be honest).

Somebody asked that to a really reeallly quiet, shy Czech girl in my call centre and her whole fat face crumpled into tears and she left soon after. edit: Which was a shame because although I didn't like her much after she adopted me as her friend and sang songs to me at lunch so I couldn't go to the pub, we had some good times like her first joint (How do you know if it function? I feel like geeggling!)

From the Moorings (not permanently like) on my 18th birthday, for previous underage drinking. Aww...

Yeah it is but my team (Bumhemians, heh) is 17th out of 22nd in my league. Grr...

Why Worry - Dire Straits O Flower of Scotland (by the Corries, not Murrayfield )

Yeah, squinting makes them look hard anyway so they probably don't mind.

What do you call a 12-sided Polish goalie? A Dudekahedron! (I made that one up myself)

We were watching this and almost at the end, obviously the result of long and hard consideration, my sister said, "God... I never knew Terry Wogan had such a squint nose." Heh.

I haven't changed my team since gameweek 2. I should have known I wouldn't keep up same as every other season.

Alonso, hero! But that's partly because I was offended at the manc badge filling the screen for FOUR SECONDS. Unnecessary and a half. (I think number 2 (or 12?) is being a too affectionate with 10's buttocks in the Roger clip.) Yeah Rivaldo's is the best.

If you need more people then I used to work in one too

No... it was just mentioned on the 'person below me' thread and struck me in the face like something that used to be familiar and isn't any more. I didn't like it much, now I think about it. Definitely won't be starting another one.

They have a pool table? Oh... That thing is a functioning pool table?

I just tried to find it but it doesn't go back far enough. But I did spend ages rereading 'the person below me' thread. ! But what was Music Association thread? It was mentioned but I can't remember what it is. Is it where you have a song title and need to think of the next one using one word from the original one?

Haha, better that way because I bought that one off ebay and I'd be mildly pissed off if someone here had one Thanks though. My mum threw out all my 442s earlier this year claiming that they were all copies of Match. Stupid bitch. I hope it's the right issue, I think I got a letter published in there but I never bought it at the time. I think I'll probably regret getting it because it's a shit letter about how they always assume they know which footballers are hot and they're wrong (I think it was triggered by them saying Gattuso was the only ugly Italian footballer ever). Gah... but... yeah.

I don't but it will have been some nonsensical 16-year-old drivel. Like what I post today but a bit more rubbish. I like the winking face you put with this thread, it seems pretty apt and it was also mysteriously inviting, that's why I opened the thread.

Yes. That idiot spelt Vieira wrong! Thanks!!

I am looking for an old issue of FourFourTwo but I don't know the issue number. I think it's from spring 2004... or maybe 2003... and it has Vieira on the front. So if anyone has one for me (I'll buy it off ya) or can tell me an issue number to facilitate my finding one, I'd be very grateful. I thank you.

I always thought that the singer from Procol Harum sounds like you on She Wandered Through the Garden Fence, Steven. Any1 tink dis 2? Nice video

Are you the guy that killed Steve Irwin?

Wow, those two are both great! I haven't seen much stuff like that, are there any sites that collect them all for my convenience?