Pierre Von Mondragon

I thought the point of ages was that it stopped being counted when you died, so FM is not, and never will be 60 (pedants corner)

What was the relevant point, there was no comedy in that video. I mean to say obviously I watched it with no sound on, as I respect my brain enough not to feed it DERIVATIVE FUCKIN PISH, but I at least thought they might have comedy charismatic hair or something. EVH's heart would have been eaten out long ago (cf. Hagar, twat from Extreme ad infinitum).

Cubase is enough to do anyones head in, Logic is a far nicer experience, even if you have to use a hooky copy thats 4 years old (5.3 or thereabouts) as PC support is history.. Try it, go on.

.....because Futurama is back from the grave, apparently in the shape of 4 film length DVDs. Please let one of them be an 'Anthology of Interest'

????? 'framed paedophiles bizarre' ?? more like most bizarre 3 words juxtaposed, it sounds like a Laotian artists workshop or something. Do you perhaps mean the Brass Eye special ("Do you know where YOUR children are?" ..opens filing cabinet containing children etc). Still one of the pinnacles of UK culture. Screenwipe is the one with Charlie Brooker ranting at a TV, its great. Its also where I found out that Futurama is returning, woop woop indeed.

Its OK, you are allowed to say Shitdisco, in fact you must. Go and see them, I promise that they are awesome, easily the best band I've seen in the weej.

I need not smell the shite to know it reeks. Even 'Illusion' was overblown guff, and I've had nothing to do with them since.

Screenwipe fuckin rocks.

Given a long enough period of time elapsed, any era can coax forth nostalgia, even the mid-to-late 80's. I know it does for me, as I was at my drunkest then and it is a scientific FACT that metal sounds better when yer bleezin. It is the quintessential drunk music, as reggae is to a chong.

Its the Crown Green bowling man, just can't get enough. It ties in with this seasons degenerate preppy look!!

Oh, turns out he's only dead creatively speaking, Faster Pussycat were ALWAYS better. P.S. Poster, always glad to see someone listening to Hanoi, but must disagree on the Warrant, has their singer died from his inverted eyelids yet?

Glad I graduated before the ref got decimated, Balcony Lounge where art thou now. As for the Neill Lounge, don't get me started. Of course RGU was always the superior establishment as they had the foresight to employ me, twice. PS Respec to all I worked with, and no-one I served! (not really)

Since Hall Russells closed, there has been fewer industrial quantities of metal than their used to, for a smaller amount, try Panda Rosa.

Shadow is the one of the pinnacles of Western civilisation as far as I'm concerned. I rated 'The Private Press', but it had a couple of patchy bits. I like it more when he goes raj and raw.

sings..."Ain't gonna need this thread no longer, aain't gonna need this thread no more..."

Evening Express Headline; "Nuclear Airstrike over Dundee, almost £5 worth of damage caused. Apologies to old Dons Fanzine which published above gem.

That means we must have invented sarky badinage from the touchline...McKimmie NOOOO, Winnie, NOOOOOOOOO!! "At boy kin trap a ba further than I can kick it" etc.

Ha Ha thats a sick sign off, not as sick as Funk Rock though (drum roll).

I was only reacting in mock outrage, i don't like emoticons (except the mexican one), so thought exclamation marks would do, no hassle intended. I am partial to a bit of ska, have a good night, seen.

Balance mi ratchet Raasclaat, funkrock sucks.

Some things just need to be said.

...Probably, yes you too can get literally minutes of entertainment from our My Space page http://profile.myspace.com/akathefox Next stop Jamaica.

That sounds like a good name for a band!!! As if 2 other Fox themed bands in Glasgow wasn't bad enough.

Faster Pussycat, now there was a live band.