Pierre Von Mondragon

I'm lined up against the wall this minute, as I am prone to using guffy/guffo, I've always thocht of it as quite an affectionate term for 'em down the road, much more so than sassenach, behind which I hear real hatred. The G word aint hate, naw, they don't even recognise it, they called me a 'sweaty' once, racist bassas, *goes on increasingly incoherently* The real issue is 1 Aberdonian/scion of the Shire, 2 Scots, 3 Human 4 Countercultural 5 EU, can I have my rights please 6 When I am watching something nice on the BBC, I may have a Briton moment. I write British on forms because I don't want to alert form collectors and analysers. Under the Radar Nationalism is a balls concept anyway.

Pick 'is 'een oot Never got any of their records, but taped that performance back in '85, and it rocks, oocha min.

Yeah, we're all fucked from drinking broken water, we should be buying water with more electrons, to stop water molecules clumping together, it's only 40 bucks, I'm right on the case. Real Water with added electrons! | Rebecca Hill | Science | guardian.co.uk Get Real Drink Real Water - The Best Negatively Ionized Bottled Water Thats not the best bit, you can buy it concentrated, just add it to some crappy broken water. Now if I can just deliver this suit to the Emperor in time...

Is it Crabstep? to the left, to the left, totherighttotherighttotheright Crabs can never step forward into a better tomorrow.

Tom Baker is as a god anyway, let alone as the Doc. Adric...Aye, right. Don't be fuggin stupid, its Romana, wasn't she from the planet Bunga Bunga or somesuch. Actual Best Baddie-Davros Best because they are so shit-The Robots of Death (*adopts camp voice*"Kill the Doctor, the Doctor MUST die). I got the 'Genesis of the Daleks' last year for 8, its got the best philosophical dilemma, whether or not to commit genocide during the Daleks formation, or not. And what about that Nessie, eh, eh, classic. Personally, I am of the opinion that if it wasn't on the telly, then it is not canon material, novelisations of episodes, yes, anything else they have invented is a lot of balls; comics, radio, non-episodic books, all balls, not canonical. Thats the alpha and omega right there. RIP ES/SJS

Dunno, they seem to have a cohesive internal narrative, the Celine Dion one finished with the 'punk' guy tribute leather, that seemed to make a sense of sorts. I'll check. EDIT Yeah, and the Chadmeister one starts with Kurt Cobsters, and that's 'funny', seeing as CK's whole career is based on bad ripping off of KC (not Sunshine band)-see, mirrors, connections, all mystic shit. Magic is changing the world according to will, just like PR.

I'm trying to get enough stuff so I can pretend I've got an album. Trouble is I've got to hoard my creative energies enough to make music, and hold down a f/t job, that leaves no creative energy left for the artwork/creative biography/networking etc that is important in disseminating it to the wider world. 'Quicksilver...' is being adapted by Joel (ex Shitdisco)and Mikey (ex Optoplan/A.K.A. the Fox) of Ubre Blanca* for the album thet are working on, so if it's included I'll get a credit and some personal satisfaction. UBRE BLANCA | Free Music, Tour Dates, Photos, Videos The nice weather always gives me a creative boost too, problem is, then you have to stay in and work it!

Right then, it is now also an mp3, 320 etc, riffin' Black Light Escalation IV (mp3-320) by Mondragon on SoundCloud - Create, record and share your sounds for free Mondragon Multiverse Baleful Eye

It is downloadable, as I was sufficiently on the ball to check all the options when I uploaded it, although it is a 70oddmeg wav, which I might replace with a 320mp3 next week. It's only kind of finished, as some of it is a bit o'er crispy. I have about 5 or 6 things about 2/3rds finished, so I really should try and crank them out soon, or later.

Woop, New Shit alert. EDIT so no embedding Soundcloud stuff here it seems. Mondragon Multiverse Baleful Eye It's like fuzz-drenched trippy dubstep, with the sense of space reoplaced by a claustrophobic soundscape, er, as usual. Might post this in the thread for my heavier stuff as well later, there are elements of that within it.

Pah, this is too late for me to go on about having seen Earth last week, like golden music from the Sloth God.

Jus(s)t started 'The Worm Ouroboros' by E.R. Eddison; pre-Tolkienian epic Fantasy, inna Revived Jacobean prose stylee. The only difficulty is keeping track of the werst thous, as it can take a moment of deciphering to work out to whom the characters are referring. The only other complaint is that the fantastic psychogeography is a bit prosaic, Witchland, Demonland, Pixyland et al. Good though, so far.

x2 Also, their site is one font away from a Peter Dow. EDIT- shit, just saw their montage of Scottish 'classic' albums, Jebus H McFuck scottish music awards -awards page Yeah, 'January, February', that was a fuckin stone cold classic, eh.

The NME don't have writers, that op ed was randomly generated by the beta release of ShitGonk, a new application for filling press releases, coming your way soon.

Twas affa good, mucho frequency reverberation in the rib cage stylee, great tone.

Midway, and Battle of the Bulge. vintage, Midway was on recently, big influence on Star Wars dogfights.

Why come you don't got a tattoo?, its Idiocracy, your shit is like, all retarded. Idiocracy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia and the future doctor will see you now... Great film, watch it, then visit Starbucks.

You, and everyone else*, should watch Repo Man. *except ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.

You must spread some etc... And yes, there are some bad people out there, and by some I mean a lot. Tragedy + distance = lol roflcopters or somesuch.

A brief diversion from the delights of genre in 'Bad Vibes' by Luke Haines of the Auteurs and others, FAF so far.

Shoulda gone to Hamsterdam for that biznizz.

Earth-Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light I, think I'll go see them at Stereo.

I was holding out for the film version of 'The Days of Perky Pat', dammit. Maybe they could get the rights to 'Do Androids Dream...', bearing in mind it has only tangential similarity to its theoretical adaptation. No, its clearly a bad idea.

It looks much more green on that page, $49 looks like a well good bargain too, result. If I was a DIY type I'd be well tempted to get in about custom combinations. Suppose I wouldn't put a blackplate on my classic 50s strat, but I have been considering the anodized gold. I'm not going for it because I got a sticker I really like in Amsterdam... It's allowed, because I've been listening to 'Electronic Meditation' a lot. And that shit was fine.

Really, is this one of those light things, or one of those things, where peoples definitions of the things that they perceive never match, because the inside of the minds eye is unmeasurable. Or is it just nitrocellulose? I have no doubt that the paint said surf green, but it just looks so blue compared to the Fenders that I've seen marked Surf Green, of which this would be exemplary. This looks closer, but is Seafoam Green, a conflation I often make with Surf Ach my inner pedant drives me on, I think it looks nicer than the things I think of as Surf Green, like the 1st strat above, but nomenclature and semantics are always worth pinning down, or wallowing in mutual incomprehension. Not fancy a blackplate like the one above? it's affa nice too.