Johnny Mac

Pet hate... banks. What a shower of cunts. Get a phone call on Wed saying there is a problem with my account and can I come in and see them today. Get fucking soaked on the way in. Arrive and get told there is no issue with my account in the slightest and try to sell me house insurance. Fuck you Lloyds TSB, fuck you right in the face. I had to go home and change my boxers and everything, dicks.

Went to see Looper last night. Thought it was enjoyable enough, not as amazing as everyone had been wanking about though. The Love-Hewitt boy is pretty good in it but I won't say anymore for fear of spoilers. 7/10

I've been to see Perth Glory a couple of times too. The only redeeming feature is the fact you can drink beer.

I'll have a scan on PSN tonight and see if there is a demo. Cheers.

I need to buy Resident Evil 6 asap! Didn't even know it was out.

Sydney FC are fucking terrible. I've had the misfortune of seeing them several times. Football graveyard (nice weather though). Make the Dons look like Brazil.

The golf was amazing, I was almost greeting when Olazabal lost it. Deary me. Far better than the guffy football (way too much guffy football chat in here of late). Good win for the Dons on Saturday, should have won it by more I'd say, a wee bit unlucky. And the poor young lad Fraser is getting hacked to bits every game. Surely just a matter of time before he gets a serious injury.

Aye, that's the place. Fuck, I better go to the shortbread factory in Huntly too and make a real day out of it now. And the ice-cream place. And the castle. Its like a summer holiday (without the weather).

I'll buy a bottle no doubt, they have some nice stuff. I'm more interested in Glen Dronach though. Might pop to the whisky shop in Huntly too, its pretty rammed with all sorts of stuff.

Tonight: Two art openings to pop along too and inevitably some booze. Saturday: Visiting Glen Dronach and Glen Garioch distilleries, so will end up pished. Will get the bird to drive. More beers in the evening. Sunday: Go watch the Dons rip Motherwell a new one. Go and play like Darren Mackie at the Sports Village. Go out for beers with all the LADS to celebrate. Monday: Off work. Boom. May start watching Breaking Bad.

Not at all, I just can't remember his surname... my bad.

I know a good painter/decorator... Davie on 07595882486 Painted the whole stairwell in my block of flats and did a grand job, reasonable prices too.

Went to see Dredd 3D last night. Not much of a plot but quite enjoyed it and reminded me of reading the comics as a youngster. Lots of action and good to see an 18 rated film. I hope they do a sequel and bring in Judge Death, I guess that depends on takings for this film though...

Frustration or Hotel. Classics! Or Jenga.

I stayed up, shattered today. Did well to get back in it in the final set, thought he'd blown it. Well done loon!

Ah, the 'wanker' feeling. I too now have this when I'm hungover... Tuesday night before I start to feel human again. Old.

One-Up were talking about doing online stuff about ten years ago... they probably should have taken the plunge then. Sadly the internet/supermarkets have killed all these wee independent stores, shame I still buy physical releases all the time, hate downloading music. Although increasingly I'll buy cds online as its a pain to get from work into town during the week.

Nope, me neither... nice box-set though. Tempted to buy all the vinyl reissues too... expensive though.

Haha, hopefully they'll keep it up this Sat (and actually score). I've not managed to go yet, season ticket has been wasted!

You are too old for clubs. Glad the gig went well yesterday and hope to see some good stuff announced soon.

No worries, I shall be in to sample some other delights instead then! I'll probably need it before/after watching the Dons anyway

Aye, I quite often take a drive out your way to Deeside Drinks on a Saturday. Cracking wee shop. The Dunnottar shop is quality too.... I end up spending a fortune though.

I may well pop in past on Sat Mr Bags. Haven't given you any abuse in quite some time either!

I need to get my ass along to the moorings this weekend. Haven't been in for AGES! Poor show. Do you still have the Nogne-O beers in stock? And Little Creatures?