Johnny Mac

You got me.

Hog and Paul are both excellent!

Enjoying the new stuff, looking forward to getting hold of the vinyl!

I did notice this but haven't been in yet. I'm in town for lunch so may venture in past for a visit....

Haha, of course min. I'm happy to see all these new places opening up. We need a crab shack restuarant next.

We booked Mustang for our recent wedding dance and they were top notch.

Stop moaning you fanny, anything is better than yet another Belhaven pub.

I enjoy whisky but If I drink too much I feel mega spaced out the next day and generally awful. I don't get that with beer. Last Saturday was a good example, ugh.

Too much guffy fitba chat in here. Looking forward to the Dons match tonight, hopefully it'll be a good atmosphere! Score first and its game on, otherwise tatties. Can't see us winning this but would be good to see a goal and have a go at them.

The Dons are snapping up the players... Scott Brown and Ash Taylor. http://www.afc.co.uk/articles/20140528/dons-make-double-swoop_2212158_3863994

Give Musa a phone, they'll sort you out and have HEAPS of whisky. I've been to a few tastings there and they can do you some matching grub too.

Having just returned from my wedding / honeymoon in Poland (the USA) I would suggest doing it all abroad. We booked Vegas for our wedding and it was miles cheaper than doing it over here (cost not being our major concern mind you). We had an evening rooftop wedding overlooking the Vegas strip with 35 folks there and the hotel organised the majority of the evening including all the food / free bar / ceremony / music / flowers. It took a lot of pressure off us (despite still having loads of stuff to organise). We have an Aberdeen reception later this month for all those that couldn't make the trip overseas. I echo the sentiment about no stagger the night before. Luckily I had my stag do in Aberdeen a few weeks before we went. We had a vegas stag arranged too. Sadly I was up until 5am the night before it and Vegas broke me in style so I missed the stag. A blessing in disguise in the end as one of the LADZ ended up dropping about $2000 in some strippers before losing his phone and trying to asphyxy wank himself with his belt whilst getting a 'dance'. I also had to arrange my own stag here as my brother lives in Australia and the other friend tasked with this was absolutely useless. Organising the stag was probably the most stressful element for me. You don't realise how useless people are. The bonus of doing it all abroad is that we then went straight on honeymoon and made a cracking holiday of the whole event. The downside is I'm back to work this morning and feel like the world has ended.

Pet Hate: Holiday blues... Big style. Ugh. I simply do not want to be back in work today.....

Seen the first series aye, good fun although they sound like mega country bumpkins. They are filming the second series in the states right now I believe...

Oh god no, not even close. I'm sure that was Aitken just lining Celtic's pockets, or was it Alex Miller? What a terrible manager he was. On an unrelated note I remember seeing Mike Newell lying outside Oscars in the middle of Union Street one afternoon after being thrown out for being too pished with then AFC director Ian Donald telling him to go home. Consummate professional. Noel Whelan sticking his leg through a kebab shop window when tatties and injuring himself for weeks was another highlight. Lads.

We signed him on the back of him snuffing out Gascoigne in Europe. He looked pretty good in the world cup for Bulgaria that summer too. Don't get me wrong I liked the guy and wanted him to do well, he just wasn't much of an athlete and was blootered pretty much every night. He was getting monster wages too.

Don't worry, she gets sorted out. At least she gets her boobs out regularly though.

Matrix man has ditched his full length leather jacket for a full length fabric number. Spring must be in the air. He is still decked out in an all black ensemble mind you, top lad.

I can't believe people are saying Toni Kombouare was a great player. He was an absolute bombscare and slower than treacle. Grim times. Nigel Pepper was another hilariously bad signing, oh to think of the money the Dons have frittered away over the years.... Ilian Kiriakov Tzanko Tzevetanov Colin Woodthorpe Brian O'Neil (one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Dons top, and we pished 800k away on him). Ray McKinnon (shudder). I'll stop now, I'm getting nightmares whilst awake.