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On sitting down next to and saying hello to one of my 'mates': "fuck off Fliss, you're about as fun as AIDs"

Poor Mel!

A carpark in Southern Mississippi during a thunderstorm

I am fine with Autumn till Halloween. Between then and my birthday it sucks. Mainly because of winter. Eugh.

Part party party! Love the party! Andrew WK! PARTY!

Watch BBC news 24 at, well, this time of morning. It will make you fall asleep, even when on speed.

I know a guy named Stormy. That's his real name, he was named after his dad's horse. No word of a lie. He is also violently ginger. Cool guy though!

I already checked the link for you...it doesn't say. My God can you imagine? You would be in your element!

Looks like it!

You wish

Give reject_monkey a break, he's just a kid! And yes, Ellon is full of absolute wankers. It was bad enough when I lived there, and it's getting worse and worse. Granted I get along with most of them, the ones that are a bit older, but even they still have a go at younger kids who aren't in Fred Perry jumpers. In Jonny Lucifers' day the then neds (or nearest equivelent) used to take electric razors to school to shave off chunks of hair from the guys that had long hair. Pretty savage. Reject_monkey, your best bet with the ellon "masseev" is to take it in jest, I know its hard as they can be total wankers, but most of them are harmeless and can take a joke. Or just completely ignore them and blank them - they really will just get bored. An fuck it, they hang out at a bus stop anyway Incidently a 10 year old ned threw a scotch egg at me at work today. Wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't sold him the damn thing about 10 minutes beforehand!

AArgh!!! Fuck no! I was well looking forward to this! Oh well, at least it's just postponed and not cancelled. Have something to look forward to all winter, hurray! Although it only says on the website and a few message boards so far. Theres nothing sayingit's postponed on the King Tuts site or any ticket sites, although obviously it must be true if it's on their own website! As long as they accept tickets that were bought for the dates this time round. It is sold out!

Your arse.

Yeah, I have marks all over me! You must have been in some degree of pain on wednesday though! Fucking awesome party!

First Carnage I've been to, it was very good, thank you Bink!!! Even if you were in a rather less than kosher mood. You should have stuck around and came back to Richard and Jasons sexy little party afterwards!

http://www.myspace.com/felicity_rocks

I'm always just amazed at how concerned people are over here with what is happening in America. "America should do this, and this, they shouldn't be doing that, oh haha look at all those stupid americans, they deserve everything they get, we are far superior" Why not be concerned with the problems we have? Get over it and let America get on with it - we have enough to deal with over here.

Oh dear Binky.

Yeah, those idiots, I mean seriously, to build a city in an area which may fall victim to extreme enviromental conditions? So dumb, they really should just abandon the whole thing, whats the point? One day it will happen again and man will they feel stupid. While they're at it they might aswell abandon most of California, I mean, earthquakes? Who would be stupid enough to build cities which might fall victim to earthquakes? Hawaii too, all those volcanos and tsunamis! Building in these places is just pointless, even if these kind of disasters to this scale very rarely happen, its better to just not run the risk. And those people who suffer from the effects of drought and famine in Africa, it's their own stupid faults for inhabiting these places in the first place! Seriously, to all these people that are saying "it's their own faults for living there" wise up. Yes, people live there, build there. Why not? You can't abandon entire areas because of the risk of environmental disasters. Hurricane Katrina is the biggest hurricane recorded since 1900, the second biggest was Hurricane Camille in 1969 - which came to shore in the exact same place as Katrina. Camille completely destroyed southern MS then, but in the past 36 years the economy has boomed, casinos were legalised which has brought tourism and business to MS which in turn has brought in millions of dollars to the once very poor state and has created thousands of jobs. What would have happened if they just abandoned the area after Camille? After the paper companies moved on there would be no proper economy and nothing bringing money or jobs into the state, leaving people stuck in a poverty trap. I'm not saying MS is now a fantastic place or anything, but it's a hell of a lot better than it used to be. All because of the businesses and attractions on the coast. Much and much the same with New Orleans, despite being an encredibly poor city, brings in so much money for the state of Louisiana, something which is sorely needed. The reason behind New Orleans being built in the first place was the fact that it is at the mouth of the Mississippi River, making it a very important link between the north of the USA, and the Gulf of Mexico. It also made a good port when the battles between the french, english and spanish were taking place. It will take a few years and a lot of money for everywhere affected to get back on their feet again, but storms of this size happen so rarely that it is worth it. It would be more of a disaster to abandon these places. Not to mention an incredibly immature and simpleton idea. Anywhoo. Rant over!

Weird.... I must be missing something..... ?( Goddamit, this means im gonna have to fone my mother and enquire.....

Yes' date=' that be him! Nope, still at Hearts.

I am 56% gay apparently. No comments from Miss Tischuk please!