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New Shellac album arrived yesterday. Yus.

Nope. Sorry.

I have to admit that being so close did make it difficult to properly conceal my erection.

He absolutely shits it.

Hey guys, anyone want to do my job too?

Hate this one. In my last job, it seemed to happen all the time. Council clerk of works would call me whilst out on site, but as I'd answer the phone they'd just be chatting to the tenant or whoever. By the time I'd handed my notice in, I'd just hang up on them if I answered the phone to the sound of someone talking to someone else. "Oh I think we got cut off there". Yeah, you did get cut off. I cut you off, you rude cunt.

People who are audibly eating while you're on the phone with them. Makes my fucking skin crawl. Why would you do that?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/sep/16/tim-wiese-germany-goalkeeper-wwe-wrestling-offer

And this is Improved Thinker

Adam, an album would be lovely. If you're not locked in a practice space

Tell me about it. So many things about Ashley's Newcastle are incredible un-football. For a start there's the fact that we make a pretty large profit every year, and the club pretty much acknowledging that the goal is to finish 10th every season and bow-out of the cup competitions early (yes, really). Then there's this. Ashley is so cheap. All you have to do to punt the guy is pay him a million smackers, but he's trying to hold-out for Pardew's resignation. Why would Pardew resign?! He's already shown that he's willing to put-up with the abuse, and he lacks the humility to admit he's not cut-out for this job. He has messed-up colossally at Newcastle and will never get another club job this big, and oh yeah, he'd be throwing his compensation away. Stupid, stupid Newcastle. Hopefully this is resolved soon, and we can get a more capable individual through the door. Moyes would be incredible, but it'll probably be John Carver.

HOW DARE YOU! MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT! xx

Just remembered why I came in this thread. I'm moving to Korea tomorrow. That's ace-ic. It's also a bit scary.

A study in Scarlet is a jolly good read, what what.

They have had a drummer, and it was fucking great. At one point they also had a keyboard player who did a bit of percussion too.

I do not care what it turns into just turn it into something im tired of looking at a faded sign Turn it into some random restraunt/nightclub with laser quest and giant ramboland and call the place mustard or replace the sign to something more interesting there is another amedeus nightclub somewhere in england which is the same size and i think same company