Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Just read on the GQ site some rubbish news article about Osama bin Laden planning more attacks on the US.But wasn't he dying of kidney failure...and hooked up to dialysis (sp) about 2 years ago? He must be quite a fighter. Anyone else get the impression that he is completely fabricated? The equivelant of 'Joe Bloggs' or 'John Doe'.Apparently Santa Claus was seen flying over New York on Christmas Eve, with a large sack that is thought to contain bombs - US intelligence is working around the clock to investigate the matter in the interests of global security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 the US Army shot santa down years ago...it's all a big conspiracyhurka durka durka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Wait, he's planning more attacks?Oh gee whiz, run for the hills! The world's most infamous terrorist is thinking about possibly maybe attacking again? Whoever would've thought it?What a steaming pile of scaremongering horseshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invisible Lead Soup Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 He's going to kill us all with Avian Flu. Oh no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 *yawn*Sounds like more scare tactics to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gumpy Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 *yawn*Sounds like more scare tactics to me...osama B was last seen in a super secret hiding position on darka larka dharka street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Lord Lucan is my uncle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aceness Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Osama Bin Laden, the worlds friendly neighbourhood terrorist. Whats that mad scamp up to now eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Osama Bin Laden' date=' the worlds friendly neighbourhood terrorist. Whats that mad scamp up to now eh?[/quote']What crazy schemes WON'T he try?Oh Osama, you're such a card!(bookmarking this thread for when Chicago or whatever blows up so we can all look flippant) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 hurka durka durkaIt's going to happen on Durka durka street...Durka durka jihad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 actually osama BL is about to release his debut single, a collaboration with deadloss superstar called 'motherfucking americans are motherfucking motherfuckers (and the brits are shit stirrers too)' - the album 'hey gang lets blow some people up - just forra laugh' will be released in april.he's such a tyke that osama chap, actually i think the americans invented him just for an excuse to invade afghanistan. bush looked at his map of the world (junior edition) and realised that was one of the few places the good ol u of a hadnt invaded..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 yeh retard, santa was shot down in Iraq as he tried to give them the christmas spirit. luckily jesus came to his rescue but was killed and so santa decided that every christmas we should remember jesus for his sacrifice. and osama dust bin ladin lives on bakalakadaka street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Your all wrong, for Osama is in negotiations with Granada tv, for his brand new quiz show, 'Osama Bin Ladin's Play Your Cards Right'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Your all wrong' date=' for Osama is in negotiations with Granada tv, for his brand new quiz show, 'Osama Bin Ladin's Play Your Cards Right'.[/quote']No, you're wrong.It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...''Watch out Osama's about...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 No' date=' you're wrong.It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...''Watch out Osama's about...'[/quote']Complete with 'quirky' animated intro, where Osama dodges and avoids falling cartoon letters, cunningly spelling out the name of the show?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Complete with 'quirky' animated intro' date=' where Osama dodges and avoids falling cartoon letters, cunningly spelling out the name of the show??[/quote']But of course...Perhaps 'The Adventures Of Adolfi' could be incorporated somewhere? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 But of course...Perhaps 'The Adventures Of Adolfi' could be incorporated somewhere?Dinnie temp me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ 10 Easy Wishes Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 No' date=' you're wrong.It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...''Watch out Osama's about...'[/quote']hahahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhahahahaaa. scene points for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 according to the front page of the Daily Mail today, he planned to kidnap Russel Crowe in the lead up to the oscars in 2001, as part of a 'cultural destabilisation' plan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 wouldn't the world have rejoiced if he'd done that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 almost certainly, yes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 according to the front page of the Daily Mail today' date=' he planned to kidnap Russel Crowe in the lead up to the oscars in 2001, as part of a 'cultural destabilisation' plan![/quote']Russel Crowe would have punched him square in the face before battering his way singlehandedly through the middle-east back to Australia where he'd ride to Sydney on a whale, punch the whale and then punch any reporter who tried to get the story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imprinted Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 So he'd be "Foighting Round the Wuurrrlld!" then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 luckily jesus came to his rescue but was killed and so santa decided that every christmas we should remember jesus for his sacrifice."Get him Jesus!!""I help those who help themselves!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 And I'm his friend, Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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