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Guest Tam o' Shantie

Just read on the GQ site some rubbish news article about Osama bin Laden planning more attacks on the US.

But wasn't he dying of kidney failure...and hooked up to dialysis (sp) about 2 years ago? He must be quite a fighter.

Anyone else get the impression that he is completely fabricated? The equivelant of 'Joe Bloggs' or 'John Doe'.

Apparently Santa Claus was seen flying over New York on Christmas Eve, with a large sack that is thought to contain bombs - US intelligence is working around the clock to investigate the matter in the interests of global security.

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actually osama BL is about to release his debut single, a collaboration with deadloss superstar called 'motherfucking americans are motherfucking motherfuckers (and the brits are shit stirrers too)' - the album 'hey gang lets blow some people up - just forra laugh' will be released in april.

he's such a tyke that osama chap, actually i think the americans invented him just for an excuse to invade afghanistan. bush looked at his map of the world (junior edition) and realised that was one of the few places the good ol u of a hadnt invaded.....

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Your all wrong' date=' for Osama is in negotiations with Granada tv, for his brand new quiz show, 'Osama Bin Ladin's Play Your Cards Right'.[/quote']

No, you're wrong.

It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.

Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.

'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...'

'Watch out Osama's about...'

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No' date=' you're wrong.

It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.

Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.

'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...'

'Watch out Osama's about...'[/quote']

Complete with 'quirky' animated intro, where Osama dodges and avoids falling cartoon letters, cunningly spelling out the name of the show??

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Guest tv tanned
Complete with 'quirky' animated intro' date=' where Osama dodges and avoids falling cartoon letters, cunningly spelling out the name of the show??[/quote']

But of course...

Perhaps 'The Adventures Of Adolfi' could be incorporated somewhere?

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No' date=' you're wrong.

It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.

Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.

'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...'

'Watch out Osama's about...'[/quote']

hahahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhahahahaaa. scene points for you!

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according to the front page of the Daily Mail today' date=' he planned to kidnap Russel Crowe in the lead up to the oscars in 2001, as part of a 'cultural destabilisation' plan![/quote']

Russel Crowe would have punched him square in the face before battering his way singlehandedly through the middle-east back to Australia where he'd ride to Sydney on a whale, punch the whale and then punch any reporter who tried to get the story.

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