Chrisfindlay Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 What is it and where is it from!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 I read a book called "Survivor" not long ago. There was a quote i liked: "It's only in drugs or death we'll see anything new and death is just too controlling" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 i like this one from gremlins..."as your opening your presents. someone will be opening their wrists"something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cowboy Dan Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 "I don't have time to bleed"Jessie Ventura in Predator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 Haha that one from Gremlins was excellent!I got this from one of the many muse forums I've been on: "Go out and get some wood from the shed... if you can't find some wood, bring in the shed!"Ah, mine's crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 "I'd rather read the worst book ever written, than watch the best movie ever made"From some X-Files episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 "I find Cahrlie Chaplin's films about as funny as getting an arrow through my neck, and then discovering that there's a gas bill attached to it." Blackadder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 " Why doesnt anyone put flowers on a flowers grave?" lyrics from a Tom Waits songand "the message is...there is no message" lyrics by Devin Townsend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away." seinfeld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisfindlay Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 *just realised i didn't put in my" Duffman can never die!....Only the actors that play him" thats bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted January 5, 2005 Report Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Failure taught me that failure isn't the end, unless you give up." - Jim Carrey"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends." - Edward Norton as Monty Brogan in '25th Hour'"You're sitting on a winning lottery ticket and you're too big of a pussy to cash it in." - Ben Affleck as Chuckie in 'Good Will Hunting'"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention." - Jeff Daniels as Harry Dunne in 'Dumb and Dumber'"Fredo was weak and stupid he shouldn't have eaten that key!" - Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer in 'Seinfeld'"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'Just a few of my favourite quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 The movie 'commando' starring arnold schwargnnnzzer is full of classics.anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MarkJDelaney Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 The movie 'commando' starring arnold schwargnnnzzer is full of classics.anyone?Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter. Henriques: Heh. Matrix: You're a funny man' date=' Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. [b']Cooke: Fuck you asshole. [click] Matrix: Fuck you asshole. Cindy: You steal my car, you rip the seat out, you kidnap me, you ask me to help you find your daughter which I very kindly do, and then you get me involved in a shoot out where people are dying and there's blood spurting all over the place, and then I watch you rip a phone booth out of a wall, swing from the ceiling like Tarzan, and then there's a cop that's going to shoot you and I save you and they start chasing me. Are you going to tell me what's going on or what? Matrix: No. Matrix: [reading about Boy George in a pop magazine] Why don't they just call him Girl George? It would cut down on the confusion.Matrix: [within a second of a car crash into a lamp post, turns to Cindy] Are you all right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 you missed out "let off some steam bennet" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away." seinfeldunless it's you, cause we know you love it.PS, you like seinfeld? ACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bryn Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks in Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter. Henriques: Heh. Matrix: You're a funny man' date=' Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. [/quote']Commander bloke: 'John, did ya leave anything for us?'Matrix: 'Just bodies'Possibly the best is the 'Let off some steam, Bennet' line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftboy Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 A book called "Bad Wisdom" (Bill Drummond and Zodiac Mindwarp) has some of the best lines ever: "I feel like a Victorian hymn writer"."I am a worthy executionaaaaaaaaar!""I felt like the ocean"."We all loved each other and set out singing Boy George tunes. I was wearing a bra."Then there's the Simpsons ones:On cutting traffic speeds: "Sure you might save lives, but millions will be late!"Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered? Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness. Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, 'Smashing Pumpkins'."Homer Simpson: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely." Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "*beep, beep, sorry the fingers you have used to dial this number are to fat, please mash the keys with your palm to recieve a free dialling wand!"A classic from The Simpsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 'they paint the walls to hide my pen but the bathroom bandit strikes again"- toilet wall in glasgow(tbh i cant remember if that was the exact words... but it was something like that... made me giggle anyways) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 For us to live any other way was nuts, to us those goody goodpeople who worked shitty jobs, for bum pay checks, and took thesubway to work every day, worried about their bills were dead,they were suckers, they had no balls. If we wanted something wejust took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so badbelieve me they never complained again, it was just our routine,we didn't even think about it. -- Goodfellas'Most men will not swim before they are able to.' Is not that witty? Naturally they won't swim. They were born for the solid earth, not for the water. And naturally they won't think. They are made for life, not for thought. Yes, and he who thinks, what's more, he who makes thought his business, he may go far in it, but he has bartered the solid earth for the water all the same, and one day he will drown.-- Herman Hesse - Steppenwolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "*beep' date=' beep, sorry the fingers you have used to dial this number are to fat, please mash the keys with your palm to recieve a free dialling wand!"A classic from The Simpsons.[/quote']There are so many Simpsons ones that i can't think of a single one to put. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "biodome, does it swing both ways? i know we do *macho tongue action* " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 "MEG: im going to go up stairs and kill myselfPETER:?MEG: im going to eat some peanutsPETER:?MEG: im alergic to peanuts- aghh u guys know nothing about me!PETER:who the hell was that guy?"From the brilliant Family Guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 How about the big lebowski: John Goodman, a disgruntled vietnam vetren starts smashing up a car with a baseball bat. With every swing he utters the genius line: 'That's what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!'CLASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 How about the big lebowski: John Goodman' date=' a disgruntled vietnam vetren starts smashing up a car with a baseball bat. With every swing he utters the genius line: 'That's what you get when you fuck a stranger in the ass!'CLASS.[/quote']Absolutely brilliant film!"Shut the fuck up Donny!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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