*Amy* Posted January 10, 2005 Report Share Posted January 10, 2005 By Jake- "I dont care if she doesnt like Spike Pile Driver' date=' shes fucking fat"[/quote']Guess as to who Mr Perfect was referring to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 When John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world he replied 'Ringo Starr? He isnt even the best drummer in the Beatles'From Simpsons: 'Call that a knife...this is a knife''Thats not a knife thats a spoon'' I see you've played knifey spooney before' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 "what damned scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?" W.C Fieldsif ur're quoting from the simpsons, go for the daddy:"but i can't be a missionary, i don't even believe in jebus""oh save me jebus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Homer to nerd (leaning out of car window): NNNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Marge: That's not very nice.Homer: Well you gotta let 'em know Marge!Homer to jock: Hey, you get a load of that nerd?Jock: I'm sorry?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Severed labias are the new black.orWomen are so annoying. they try to act all mature and stuff. then they stick a cock up their ass and they get all bitchy like "I'M ONLY 13! I'M ONLY 13!"or words to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Guess as to who Mr Perfect was referring to. No idea who the fuck you are, but cheers for the Curt Hennig comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 old women gets handed some gold then punched in the face"Is that really necesarry?""im afraid it is sir" From the classic Time Bandits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 when some one came up with some statistics to suggest that robbie winters was better than henrik larsson aberdeen manager ebbe skohvdahl said "statistics are like mini skirts, they give you lots of nice ideas, but hide the most important parts"some simpsons classsicsKrusty "Blah! A coconut bagel? Like poison it tastes."Apu "Alright, I'll tell you a secret. My bagels are nothing but week-old donuts."Krusty "Who am I to point the finger? I once ran over a guy in a parking lot and dumped the body on a golf course."Hank: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country: Italy orFrance?Homer: France.Hank: [chuckles] Nobody ever says Italy. Homer "marge look at me, we've only been seperated a day and i'm already as dirty as a frenchman. in another couple of hours i'll be dead"Alien: "I bring you love"Lenny: "It's brining love, don't let it get away!"Carl: "Break it's legs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Loniel Hutz: "oh no not judge snieder, he hates me. Ever since i accidently ran over his dog.""Well when i say dog, i actually mean son.""and when i say accidently, i actually mean repeatedly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie Flash Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 "i fucked the girl in hanson" is one i can remember but i dont no where from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 family guy wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Guess as to who Mr Perfect was referring to. There are hundreds of women who hate us. Your not fat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 From Futurama:Fry to Bender: Your face is as stupid as a butt.What an insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 There are hundreds of women who hate us.They're called "exes", aren't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottST Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 fave bit from blackadder goes forth episode "private plane".....Melchett: Now, George. Do you remember when I came down to visit you when you were a nipper for your sixth birthday? You used to have a lovely little rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?George: Flossy.Melchett: That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?George: You shot him.Melchett: That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car.George: By your car, Sir.Melchett: Yes, by my car. But that too was an act of mercy when you would remember that that dog had been set on him.George: Your dog, Sir.Melchett: Yes, yes, my dog. But what I'm trying to say, George, is that the state young Flossy was in after we'd scraped him off my front tyre is very much the state that young Blackadder will be in now. If not very nearly dead, then very actually dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 They're called "exes"' date=' aren't they?[/quote']best.quote.lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 'love is one soul dwelling in two bodies'made me happy one day many weeks ago. of course, things turned to muddy water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
historicrocker Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 fave bit from blackadder goes forth episode "private plane".....Melchett: Now' date=' George. Do you remember when I came down to visit you when you were a nipper for your sixth birthday? You used to have a lovely little rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?George: Flossy.Melchett: That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?George: You shot him.Melchett: That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car.George: By your car, Sir.Melchett: Yes, by my car. But that too was an act of mercy when you would remember that that dog had been set on him.George: Your dog, Sir.Melchett: Yes, yes, my dog. But what I'm trying to say, George, is that the state young Flossy was in after we'd scraped him off my front tyre is very much the state that young Blackadder will be in now. If not very nearly dead, then very actually dead.[/quote']Best quote so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xRobb Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "to think that one's actions could please the masses is indeed a notion bound in irony;someone will inevitably find something wrong in almost everything, so do what it is that you do best and remember to have enough tolerance for two" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Watching something on tv with my cousin (aged seven) somebody had died.Martina: What's happening?Me: He's snuffed it.Martina: Oh.A little bit later there was a flashback featuring the now dead character.Martina: Hey that's the guy that sniffed something earlier.I almost choked on my biscuits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 fave bit from blackadder goes forth episode "private plane".....Melchett: Now' date=' George. Do you remember when I came down to visit you when you were a nipper for your sixth birthday? You used to have a lovely little rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?George: Flossy.Melchett: That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?George: You shot him.Melchett: That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car.George: By your car, Sir.Melchett: Yes, by my car. But that too was an act of mercy when you would remember that that dog had been set on him.George: Your dog, Sir.Melchett: Yes, yes, my dog. But what I'm trying to say, George, is that the state young Flossy was in after we'd scraped him off my front tyre is very much the state that young Blackadder will be in now. If not very nearly dead, then very actually dead.[/quote']If you ask the men who they'd rather meet, Air Commander Lord Flash Heart, or the man who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen...they'd go for Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 'groovy''you see this? This is my BOOMSTICK!'Bruce Campbell in various Evil Dead films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ancient Mariner Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "Lord give me chastity - but not yet" -Saint Augustine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 argument with little sister whos 7:"stop rubbing your feet on my stuff""ha ha""(name) fuck off""no you fuck off and find a new family"yeah she won that one...smart arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
child of the north Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 There's something on Dylan Moran's Monster along the lines of, "your potential is nothing, except maybe eating less cheesy snacks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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