Stripey Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Did you check if she had the painters in?how very intelligent of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 Did you check if she had the painters in?i always enjoy that bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitshine Sonata Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 i always enjoy that bit!...sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted November 30, 2004 Report Share Posted November 30, 2004 how very intelligent of you. get over yerself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Charity Case Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Pssh. Women.I'd actually hate to be a guy' date=' I mean girls say that guys are so hard to understand, but to be honest I have to side with the guys. Women are complete mysteries. I even confuse myself at times.We're not just argumentative and unwilling to drop something like that even after an apology with the opposite sex, we're like that with [b']each other too.can i be your boyfriend you sound like the perfect woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted December 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 advice?good god. it's common sense. sounds like your relationship is about as strong as your grasp of the english language. Your right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted December 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 I finally did get it all sorted after being dumped, thanks to everyone except the two idiots in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 so'd you settle on the punt to the face and down the stairs. if so, good man! Then if there's a bit of time have a jizz and wipe it on her sleeve as she's lying on the bottom of the stairs, leaving the house refreshed for another day.(Not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameroon Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Women manipulate, its that simple. You should look on the bright side, i mean you werent ever gonna last, so now you can concentrate on finding someone who you get on better with and perhaps stay together with. How long were u guys going out for may i ask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 they called you silly for ignoring them?Basically I was speaking to my gf online last night and we were having a laugh' date=' then she ignored me for one minute, and that annoyed me coz she thought it was a joke but I didn't have a lot of time and just wanted to speak to her. I wasn't mega pissed off at all. Then I asked her a question bout something to which she ignored so asked her later, and she got pissed off just coz I said she never answered. Then I called her silly in a joking way, mainly for ignoring me earlier and taking things so serious. Now we are arguing, she wanting me to apoligise and now all of a sudden theres "no point in us going out", over this?! I'm not ending 8 months over this! It's rediculous, if I was in her position I wouldn't of even argued bout her calling me sillyDo you think she cares, or is she bored and looking for a quick way to get rid of me?[/quote']here's an explanation from a fellow girly; she has her period,she's feeling hormonal and thinks she's clever for playing a "mind-game" she has got to that point when she doubts if you REALLY like her. just do what my boyf does with me... and i quote "love her, hug her and never get angry" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Or you could take to within an inch of her life with length of rubber hose, punt her in the face, down stairs, jizz, sleeve & leave(not birdman) - This is not Birdman Don't get confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 here's an explanation from a fellow girly; she has her period' date='she's feeling hormonal and thinks she's clever for playing a "mind-game" she has got to that point when she doubts if you REALLY like her. just do what my boyf does with me... and i quote "love her, hug her and never get angry"[/quote']See, telt yi, painters in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 I finally did get it all sorted after being dumped' date=' thanks to everyone except the two idiots in this thread[/quote']To be honest it sounds like you can do better Mouse. Hope your ok man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Your right!how ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_beastly_one Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Kick the shit out of her..........Nah, sorry, I just can't control myself. I'm not really the best person to comment on women, even if it is behind a PC screen, but you know, you just do whatever feels right man, whatever's natural, different people have different preferences on these things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted December 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 How long were u guys going out for may i ask?I meant we got it sorted, thats just over 8 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Hey glad you got it sorted but.....you know......just to make sure it doesn't happen again or something - post #62(Not birdman)P.S us guys should stick together, preferably in the nude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Sigh...yes Hobbes, women get periods, it makes them emotional. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Sigh...yes Hobbes' date=' women get periods, it makes them emotional. Well done.[/quote']wahey!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 here's an explanation from a fellow girly; she has her period' date='she's feeling hormonal and thinks she's clever for playing a "mind-game" she has got to that point when she doubts if you REALLY like her. just do what my boyf does with me... and i quote "love her, hug her and never get angry"[/quote']That's nothing more than an all-purpose excuse to fuck people around with manipulative behaviour. if she IS having doubts whether he likes her, she should have doubts if she's playing stupid, infantile games. Why not just fucking ASK? I'm sorry, but if a guy puts up with shit like that every month, he's nothing more than a gullible mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted December 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Yeah you girls are evil to us men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 marry a robot.or microwave a melon until it's warm enough to feel like its a person.Some guy burned his dick doing that... oh wait... you told me that story. Doh.1) Being ignored for one minute? Listen sonny.... If you want to stay in a relationship for any preiod of time you must obey the following rule.SHUT UP AND PUT UP.Both girls and boys never listen to the crying screams of their partner's in despair. Fact.2) If you hate "(1" simply marry a robot.Jude Law sex robot out the film A.I..... Mmmmmmm.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallica_jaco Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 Terrific point' date=' bang on the money. I had an ex like that, the word "sorry" just wasn't in the spoilt little fucker's vocabulary. The last few weeks were spent with her saying "I think we should end it", not because she wanted to, but to try and make me go all snivelly and apologetic when I had the square root of fuck all to apologise for. So, one night I called her bluff. When she suggested we end it, I agreed with her and her jaw hit the floor. I said "I agree with you, you've been doing my fucking head in and I'm sick of it. You've got a great body but I don't worship it". Cue a stunned response of "Right...........OK..................FINE!" and a drama-queen style flounce out of the room. It felt great, it really did. Revenge at last! All's fair in love and war, they can often be the same thing! Mouse, don't let her manipulate you like this, she sounds like a schemer you're well shot of. Of course, we only have your side so maybe you're a total cunt! Sheesh. Relationships.[/quote']JAKE, you are too solid to be alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 2, 2004 Report Share Posted December 2, 2004 1) Being ignored for one minute? Listen sonny.... If you want to stay in a relationship for any preiod of time you must obey the following rule.SHUT UP AND PUT UP.But why should people have to put up with irrational shit? Life's too short to be dictated to by drama queens who use sex as some kind of power leverage. Yes, I speak from personal experience and yes, I binned the annoying cunt. Upshot? I'm with a wonderful woman now, I believe you've met her, Miss Burnham! I just don't see why folk would want to remain with someone whose best talent is doing their partner's skull in.P.S. "Shut up and put out" is more like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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