Alkaline Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 Is that a question to someone or ridiculously bad use of question marks???(not birdman)a ridiculously bad use of question marks. was thinking exclaimation but typing question, couldn't be arsed changing it. but yes Cloud is ridiculously short, or i could be ridiculously tall i suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 cloud ws in moshulu last nite. He made people touch my head then laughed and pointed at me as i tried to make conversation with himDude just give him a vicious kicking a la Jake The Ape and he'll leave you alone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 I saw Cloud in Henry J's on Saturday. I stole his gloves. He has small hands. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Dude just give him a vicious kicking a la Jake The Ape and he'll leave you alone...I have NEVER kicked the shit out of Cloud. I have no plans to either, the man is a gent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 You really should Jake,it's a most enjoyable pastime.For the actual Cloud Report of the nighta)Cloud 'fired' one of his staff because they gave him a flyer,citing the reason that they weren't doing their jobb)Cloud was reported to have attended the Priory at one point during the eveningc)Cloud was accused of sexually harrassing a female member of his staff,who promptly slapped himd)Cloud was seen drunkenly sitting on the floor next to the bar in Moshulu,mumbling words to the effect of "I'm so drunk"Thank you and good night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 d)Cloud was seen drunkenly sitting on the floor next to the bar in Moshulu' date='mumbling words to the effect of "I'm so drunk"[/quote']My highlight of the night.He also managed to terrify some lovely young ladies just prior to his falling down on his arse. Said young ladies promptly left moshulu.Ok so they were going anyway, but I'm sure they were traumatised by Cloud.My apologies to Kat and Donna, I am not responsible for Cloud's actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest valley69 Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 last night cloud kept asking people to stroke my baldness and its sickening me now. Cloud also looked fucked last night. Thanks for listening,ot out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted December 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Cloud Report15/12/04Sometime after 10 Cloud was on Union street handing out flyers and chatting to people when some werid fat ginger guy shouted at Cloud from a car Cloud got what was coming to him now he knows how it feels to be shouted at from a car.The person shouting at him from the car was me at frist he ignored me but he noticed me then about 5 mins later after he was shouted at i came back to shout back at him and he gave me a flyer and i rip it up and he gave me some more so i took them and throw them out the window at folk and i told Cloud that he was a cock tease( i understand that most of u will read this and will ignore it and think ur smart and say the englsih is worng and the spelling is crap) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Cloud Report15/12/04Sometime after 10 Cloud was on Union street handing out flyers and chatting to people when some werid fat ginger guy shouted at Cloud from a car Cloud got what was coming to him now he knows how it feels to be shouted at from a car.The person shouting at him from the car was me at frist he ignored me but he noticed me then about 5 mins later after he was shouted at i came back to shout back at him and he gave me a flyer and i rip it up and he gave me some more so i took them and throw them out the window at folk and i told Cloud that he was a cock tease( i understand that most of u will read this and will ignore it and think ur smart and say the englsih is worng and the spelling is crap)Am I alone in thinking this reads like a ruder version of Flowers for Algernon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Am I alone in thinking this reads like a ruder version of Flowers for Algernon?Are you talking about before the operation, or the decline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 REPORTI met Cloud for food in Bassment today.He had a hamburger with bacon, and was upset that the fat was still on the bacon.That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 CUNT REPORTThis thread was mildly amusing three months back when it began.Whats the big deal with this painfully ordinary schoolboy? Either create something a little more imaginitive or, just, for once, leave the house....(not birdman) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 The New Birdman ReportBirdman posted a mock report about my Cloud report.He used the word school boy whitch maybe means hes got school boys on the mind maybe we got the next Mr Firth here i dont know.maybe not seeing he used the word cunt allso his screen name birdman maybe he thinks hes a bird i dunno maybe he should not post in this thread if he dosent like it its simple than that if u dont like it dont post in it.I think he needs This is brought to u by reportyoumate proud reporter of the Cloud Report. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Huzzah to that!I got the 2nd half of Cloud's xmas present through the post today.It's all very exciting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 What is worse: This thread, or this?TiMsOn n ShAuNf LyK RuL3! Answer: they are both worthless pieces of shite that cost money to host.I propose a deletion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Huzzah to that!I got the 2nd half of Cloud's xmas present through the post today.It's all very exciting So are we horrifying him tonight then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 I don't know, you're not working tonight though... *looks confused*What is worse: This thread' date=' or this?TiMsOn n ShAuNf LyK RuL3! Answer: they are both worthless pieces of shite that cost money to host.I propose a deletion.Oh boo hoo *emo tears* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall_4185 Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Sharon asked me to cover her shift tonight a few weeks ago. If not then I'll just go out with Jenny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 i saw cloud at Captain Everything last night, he looked flustered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted December 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Cloud gets a letter from me for x mas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Sharon asked me to cover her shift tonight a few weeks ago. If not then I'll just go out with JennyAha' date=' gotcha.[/color'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 I don't know' date=' you're not working tonight though... *looks confused*[/color']Oh boo hoo *emo tears*Image Removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 REPORTCloud opened his Xmas present in front of the Bassment staff at closing last night. I think he liked it. He put on the Poncho immediately.I'm not too sure he appreciated the leopard print thong though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keira Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 hahahahaa, cloud.. you officially lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted December 19, 2004 Report Share Posted December 19, 2004 REPORTCloud opened his Xmas present in front of the Bassment staff at closing last night. I think he liked it. He put on the Poncho immediately.I'm not too sure he appreciated the leopard print thong though...seeing that in moshulu made my night (as did Hog and Jake being there) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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