Reportyoumate Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 The Cloud Report (yes it stinks)Cloud Report Tuesday 19/10/04Cloud was spotted on Tuesday in tescos wearing a paper hat he was there with 4 other people. Moments after that he was in a car and shouting at people from the car i was one of them who got shouted at i have had enough of it.I have also seen Cloud on Wednesday Friday and Saturday nights handing out flyers on union street and Belmont street he will be there tonight after 9 30. I will be watching.More updates 2mrorw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted October 22, 2004 Report Share Posted October 22, 2004 "Today the Cloud report indicates mostly humiliation via a forum with occasional outbreaks of wearing pink ponchos. Remember to stay well defended against the cold out there peoples - protect your beast and don't fall into confusion over pregnancy whether it be your own or someone else's" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SensesWorkingOverTime Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 who is this Cloud guy anyway?seems like the new age Dod Copland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 who is this Cloud guy anyway?seems like the new age Dod Coplandhe's more like the new age Ally McBealhe can relate with what she went through...he's hella tight...he also saved me from a sailing mis-hap (end result - lots of cider drinking)SOOOOO GOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 cloud once sang the manic street moaners to me...i'll never regret that night (tonight). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I want his babies. They're all going to wear cute little ponchos and leopard print thongs.Either that or I want sharons. With soft, firm, buttocks. Who go to the grill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I want his babies. They're all going to wear cute little ponchos and leopard print thongs.Either that or I want sharons. With soft' date=' firm, buttocks. Who go to the grill.[/color']What about leetle Psydolls? Soft, firm buttocks, sometimes frequent the grill, know about 'proper' pubs, have excellent music taste and imaginative hair.Cannae argue with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I dig soft skin... upon thy firm buttocks.Ooooooh baby.You can have my babies.Climb into my bed, Rachey.Then we can tell Cloud all about it.Aberdeen's hottest spot: The GrillFavoured wear: PonchoFavourite Pattern: Leapord printGreatest Fear: The entire mob of the former members of what was, "King Liar and The Brutes" all in Leapord print thongs... forcing religion upon the masses by preaching outside Mark's and Spencer's.Ambition: To be as lusty as Camie.The truth is so bold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acey Trixx Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 leopard print thongs.gotta love em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I dig soft skin... upon thy firm buttocks.Ooooooh baby.You can have my babies.Climb into my bed' date=' Rachey.Then we can tell Cloud all about it.Aberdeen's hottest spot: The GrillFavoured wear: PonchoFavourite Pattern: Leapord printGreatest Fear: The entire mob of the former members of what was, "King Liar and The Brutes" all in Leapord print thongs... forcing religion upon the masses by preaching outside Mark's and Spencer's.Ambition: To be as lusty as Camie.The truth is so bold.[/quote']Oh my I'll be right over! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 *ahem* GALLERY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I saw... so I made another It's not as good as yours, but at least we've got a bit of a theme going on vs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 *sobs into his poncho* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 What about leetle Psydolls? Soft' date=' firm buttocks, sometimes frequent the grill, know about 'proper' pubs, have excellent music taste and imaginative hair.Cannae argue with that [/quote']Not a patch on an ickle Spike Ape. Rounded, hairy arse, often bent over the George Foreman grill, knows the best current off-licence deal on cider (Tesco Gaymer's 49p a can), the best vinyl collection of fucked up noise/grind aaarrgghhcore and has a neatly shaved head, with some chest hair an evolution-defying 2 and a half inches long. Had 'at! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportCloud ReportShort Report Cloud admits he owns a poncho.Quote Cloud*sobs into his poncho*Cloud will be on Union street and Belmont Street Tonight after 9 30 watch out for him he may attack you with a poncho.Another Report 2mrorw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I seen Cloud last night out side of The Bassment!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 I seen Cloud last night out side of The Bassment!!!!!!!!!you did? *was half asleep* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportCloud ReportFriday night 22/10/04Just in Cloud was outside The basement club last night and was half asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 It is reported that Cloud's bowels moved at 4:22 p.m. this afternoon. It was a mandatory voiding and required only four sheets of lavatory paper. He then made himself a cup of tea with one sugar to watch the football results programme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 required only four sheets of lavatory paper.some people really do live an easy life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Breaking news: it is reported that at 5:42 p.m. GMT, Cloud farted immediately prior to preparation of his evening meal. Some trapped wind had been causing minor discomfort and he found the resultant expulsion to be of some relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HummerOfIntenseEvil Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Breaking news: it is reported that at 5:42 p.m. GMT' date=' Cloud farted immediately prior to preparation of his evening meal. Some trapped wind had been causing minor discomfort and he found the resultant expulsion to be of some relief.[/quote']Breaking wind news? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reportyoumate Posted October 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportThe Cloud news posted on here by the other members of this forum is false.Cloud starts working tonight at 9:30 he hands out flyers on Union street and Belmont Street.I will be watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 23, 2004 Report Share Posted October 23, 2004 Cloud ReportThe Cloud news posted on here by the other members of this forum is false.Cloud starts working tonight at 9:30 he hands out flyers on Union street and Belmont Street.I will be watching.FALSE:He starts work at 9pm tonight... and finishes at 12:30am - due to problems with flyer orders there are no air guitar flyers.We start at 9pm at the Bassment, we usually after double checking things with management hit Belmont street around 10 past or quarter past... weather depending we sometimes opt to stand at The Woolwich bank instead.These are the facts. - The Mole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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