KarmaTsunami Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 I remember when I stayed in Hellhead Halls. There was a big badda boom explosion one night (never found out what caused it or where it actually was)' date=' and pretty much the entire populace of Hellhead were out to see what was going on. I was about the only person in the block who slept though it, only to go "What explosion?" to my flatmates in the morning. I sleep like the dead. But, my girlfriend has sussed that sex will wake me up, and I won't complain that way either. Muhahaha.[/quote']i heard a few explosions when i was there too....weird that. not even around november! they tested their bloody fire alarms on wednesday mornings too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
but why? Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Only Thing I Wouldnt Mind Being Woken Up For Would Be If The Sky Was Falling Down. If The Skys Not Falling Down, Well....i Dunno...but I Wouldnt Be A Happy Lisa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 You switch it off yourself' date=' in your sleep? Me too. I hate it when I do that. [/quote']i've had full blown phone conversations with people and woken up and not remembered it until i get the 'where were you?!' or 'you said youd do this!' call 6 hours later, damn me and my stupid sleeping!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 i've had full blown phone conversations with people and woken up and not remembered it until i get the 'where were you?!' or 'you said youd do this!' call 6 hours later' date=' damn me and my stupid sleeping!![/quote'] ive done that a few timesthe crap ive gotten into for not knowing what ive said or done :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 the phone is the worstif you are having a lovely lye in and the house phone rings and you cannot be arsed getting up to answer it so you wait for parents to do soit stop so you start to drift off again but then it starts ringing again as you are the only one in the house!gggggggrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!it's worse when the phone wakes you up, you answer it and it's not for you and then can't get back to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 it's worse when the phone wakes you up' date=' you answer it and it's not for you and then can't get back to sleep [/quote']I just let the answering machine get it, if it's important they'll leave a message, if not sod them my sleep is more important then some bloody tele-survey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gilly Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Whenever everyone else in my house goes out my dogs feel the need to come and pester me. So at 9am when everyone else is at work, they come bounding into my room, jump on to my bed and wrestle with each other on my back.they make the most ridiculous noises too .. hrmmph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 my dogs go psycho when no-one else is in, one of them feels the need to constantly give me hugs (probably shouldn't have trained him to hug me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 my parents wake me up most mornings at 7 - half an hour before i need to get up for work. their attitude is - if they are up,then i should be to. fuck right off. its so frustrating. roll on 1st of november - moving day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 You switch it off yourself' date=' in your sleep? Me too. I hate it when I do that. [/quote']I do it as well but my dad used to do it too. If he heard MY alarm go off, HE would come through and switch it off and moan at me. WTF?! Its purposefully set to get me up in the morning, I didnt do it just to piss him off. I'd be quite a sad individual if that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 My cat seems to know when I have to get up so around 7 every thurs and friday morning. I have this little grey bastard scratching my feet and if that doesnt work (It always works but I tend to wear socks now because of the little fuck!) it'll move up and start chewing on my hair. I wish it did this shit last year for my work so I wasnt always late on a tues and sat morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 I do it as well but my dad used to do it too. If he heard MY alarm go off' date=' HE would come through and switch it off and moan at me.[/quote']"Sc-ott!....Sc-ott!....turn 'at off......it's 'boot twooo a.m., aye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 rambo is scott's dad? :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 If Sylvester Stallone hails from Northfield and has had the same dodgy 'tash for all and eternity, then yes, Rambo is my dad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 rambo is scott's dad? :ono nothe legend Alan Brown is scott's dad!the man is obsessed with the number 2Me: Can i have a pint of John smiths, a pint of coke and a bag of smokey bacon crisps pleaseAlan after pouring: tw-oo john smiths, tw-oo bugs a'crisps....an a coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 He is a legend but I think Big Al Swanson pips him to the post of the dad legends. Big Al has too many funny stories not to be a sure-thing legend champ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 no nothe legend Alan Brown is scott's dad!the man is obsessed with the number 2Me: Can i have a pint of John smiths' date=' a pint of coke and a bag of smokey bacon crisps pleaseAlan after pouring: tw-oo john smiths, tw-oo bugs a'crisps....an a coke[/quote']i had a different number two in mind until i finished reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 He is a legend but I think Big Al Swanson pips him to the post of the dad legends. Big Al has too many funny stories not to be a sure-thing legend champ.agreed' date=' My Dad is a legendFor a hardback copy of "Big Al...god" please p.m and i'll get it sentBook may not exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 My dad stands at the bottom of the stairs and yells to wake my brother which, shock, wakes me up too:"GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV""Uh'm comin'""GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV""YEES!!""GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 agreed' date=' My Dad is a legendFor a hardback copy of "Big Al...god" please p.m and i'll get it sentBook may not existI'm going hazard a guess that the book does exist and put my name down for some of that. The ultimate depression cure. Fuck Prozac! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NARC Posted October 20, 2004 Report Share Posted October 20, 2004 Thank your lucky stars Mr. Brown that its not ur bad ass uncle waking u up........"PENALTIEEEEEEEEE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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