Old Gold Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 A thread for the drumkits, guitars, basses etc you find along your travels that are beyond hideous in your fine opinion. There are three rules: glossy photographs are mandatory, you have to be furious if some shitehawk posts gear that gives you GAS, and you're not allowed to post pictures of other users' pathetic attempts at DIY. I'll start: When George Lynch of Dokken isn't playing dinosaur metal, he's hacking at wood in his garden shed and making super expensive, vaguely guitar looking objects: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Almost everything on this page is fucking hideoushttp://www.ugo.com/web-culture/the-most-insane-custom-guitars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 (edited) Jim Root signature "Jazzmaster" - clearly not a Jazzmaster. Fixed bridge and 2 active humbuckers - play a fucking ESP/Les Paul you cunt. Edited April 10, 2014 by colb 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Jim Root signature "Jazzmaster" - clearly not a Jazzmaster. Fixed bridge and 2 active humbuckers - play a fucking ESP/Les Paul you cunt. i think i've said it before. but our old guitarist bought the jim root strat or tele. complete waste of a guitar that. go play your camo esp (he had one of them). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 The Gibson Les Paul Standard is of course a thing of beauty.But not in the Gekko finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Jim Root signature "Jazzmaster" - clearly not a Jazzmaster.Fixed bridge and 2 active humbuckers - play a fucking ESP/Les Paul you cunt.Yeesh! It's only a matter of time before the Jim Root Mustang is upon us. What'll happen once all the traditional Fender designs have been spent? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Almost everything on this page is fucking hideoushttp://www.ugo.com/web-culture/the-most-insane-custom-guitars You're right with the word 'almost'. Obviously this one slips through the net Heavy metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 This is an obvious one. Did anyone actually buy one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 This is an obvious one. Did anyone actually buy one? Didn't know these were actually produced until just now, what a horror. Pretty much everything Gibsons released since the Firebird has been awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I am physically repulsed by anything with 'BC RICH' on the headstock and pretty much all Les Pauls. HIDEOUS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 I was searching for godawful reverse hockey stick headstocks, and found literally a reverse hockey stick headstock. Turns out that hockey stick guitars are like, totally a 'thing' Canaduh FAO Teabags 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Another George Lynch effort? What an absolute fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Moon Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Max Cavalera is from Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Too many strings. Awesome haircut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 10, 2014 Report Share Posted April 10, 2014 Probably (not) the sexiest guitar in the world. It moistens vaginas across the globe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 The guitar made out of old hockey sticks is rad. It has no place is in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Max Cavalera is from Brazil. I actually quite like that one....... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 I can't decide whether Trixon drums make me physically ill, or are the coolest drums ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Is there something wrong with the picture or is the bass drum actually that shape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Is there something wrong with the picture or is the bass drum actually that shape? It's actually that shape. Check them out, just mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Melty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 weird, it just looks like someone has left the drum in a really hot room and its collapsed in on itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 11, 2014 Report Share Posted April 11, 2014 Not that outlandish, but the shape of these just look dumpy and wrong. Like someone tried to design a Tele while they're drunk. Plus I think quilted maple is rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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