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A thread for the drumkits, guitars, basses etc you find along your travels that are beyond hideous in your fine opinion.

 

There are three rules: glossy photographs are mandatory, you have to be furious if some shitehawk posts gear that gives you GAS, and you're not allowed to post pictures of other users' pathetic attempts at DIY.

 

I'll start:  When George Lynch of Dokken isn't playing dinosaur metal, he's hacking at wood in his garden shed and making super expensive, vaguely guitar looking objects:

 

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Jim Root signature "Jazzmaster" - clearly not a Jazzmaster.

 

Fixed bridge and 2 active humbuckers - play a fucking ESP/Les Paul you cunt. 

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ay7fki.png

 

Jim Root signature "Jazzmaster" - clearly not a Jazzmaster.

 

Fixed bridge and 2 active humbuckers - play a fucking ESP/Les Paul you cunt. 

i think i've said it before. but our old guitarist bought the jim root strat or tele. complete waste of a guitar that. go play your camo esp (he had one of them).

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Jim Root signature "Jazzmaster" - clearly not a Jazzmaster.

Fixed bridge and 2 active humbuckers - play a fucking ESP/Les Paul you cunt.

Yeesh! It's only a matter of time before the Jim Root Mustang is upon us. What'll happen once all the traditional Fender designs have been spent?

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This is an obvious one. Did anyone actually buy one?

 

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Didn't know these were actually produced until just now, what a horror.

Pretty much everything Gibsons released since the Firebird has been awful.

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I was searching for godawful reverse hockey stick headstocks, and found literally a reverse hockey stick headstock.

 

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Turns out that hockey stick guitars are like, totally a 'thing'

 

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Canaduh

 

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FAO Teabags

 

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