paime Posted January 18, 2012 Report Share Posted January 18, 2012 Yes. This. I said it in the Pet Hates thread and I'll say it again here. This needs to stop. Seriously guys, most of you have been here long enough to know what's acceptable on the forums, pages and pages full of banter is not. Jake, nobody, but nobody wants to read about your weird sexual fantasies and bowel movements. Cut it out.I ALWAYS want to hear about JakeBassist's bowel movements, it's pretty much 90% of my reasoning for being on this website. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I spend too much time checking this site so whether the banter is shit or not all I care about is more posts. The more the better. More More More. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 +1 just for Paradroid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Hunners more banter. All day, every day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Create your own mythos, music is no place for verisimilitude, who feels it knows it, all down the line, er./on topic>>? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 My names Jake and when joining I thought what better way to advertise what I do. I was really desperate for a band when I joined.Jake, since you're called Jake, and you're a bit creepy and rapey, can you please change your screen name to Jake "The Snake"? This works on three levels:A) Snakes are a bit creepy as well.2) To "snake" is a verb meaning shag.F) It's a reference to an awesome wrestler.Get it done. You know it makes sense. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Sadly I don't have that sort of power Probably for the best. I'd abuse it like fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 I used to own a pet snake too actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 I used to own a pet snake too actually.Did the cat eat it?/on topic. Mine is my name. Boring or what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Did the cat eat it?/on topic. Mine is my name. Boring or what.No. I think it's dead now. We gave it to a guy at a reptile shop to look after as it was having trouble laying eggs and it was looking like either a) it dies if it doesn't lay them naturally. or b) a £250 operation.I haven't heard back from the guy yet. I'll need to ask my dad about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 9, 2012 Report Share Posted February 9, 2012 Lucky's post was made hours ago. Why the fuck has his suggestion not been taken up yet???? Jake? Jake?THE SNAKE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!dun dun DUN! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 It's moreDun dun dun dun dun. dun dun dun.Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 It's moreDun dun dun dun dun. dun dun dun.Snake? Snake!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!! your signature makes me fucking sick 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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