Lemonade Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh for fuck's sake, knocked out of the cup by Crystal cocking Palace. ASHLEY YOUNG WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOOTING YOU FUCKING ARSEFACE. YOU'RE CLEARLY SHIT AT IT. PASS IT TO ONE OF THE FUCKING STRIKERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Totally flying through the game aren't you?! I'm just into 2017 now and I thought I was going too fast Yeah that's a dreadful group. I always seem to get really easy groups...yeah got a new laptop last week and it zips through a season. First game away at Real Madrid I only went and beat them 2-1! Magical stuff, I should quit whilst ahead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 I need to get FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 And what the fuck? Why has Brian Laws started beef with me in the press? Clearly he doesn't know who he's fucking with. I'm gonna send Rafael Van Der Vaart round his house with a golf club to fuck him up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Wellington Silva wants clarification on his role at the club. Here's your clarification you little cunt. You're a striker who can't fucking score. Ergo, you're on the fucking bench. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh great, there goes Theo Walcott for the 3 months with a torn hamstring. Right Wellington Silva, you've got three games to show me you aren't fucking shit, or I'm bringing up one of the youth team for that position until Walcott gets back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh great, there goes Theo Walcott for the 3 months with a torn hamstring. Right Wellington Silva, you've got three games to show me you aren't fucking shit, or I'm bringing up one of the youth team for that position until Walcott gets back.It's worth pointing out that Walcott was released by Arsenal in my game in 2015 then crawled feebly to Everton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Ryan, you're starting to sound alot like the angry German kid in the video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 IRyan, you're starting to sound alot like the angry German kid in the video.I felt like it too. If Ashley Young had walked into my living room during that Crystal Palace game I may have punched him in the face. Thankfully RVP has found his shooting boots again. 5 games into the season he had an average rating of 5.94 and he hadn't scored a goal so I stuck him in the reserves for a few matches, I was on a run of 2 losses two draws and he came off the bench against Sunderland at half time (to replace Wellington Silva, who's getting sold to fucking Bolton, the useless cunt) and scored twice and I won 2-0. Now I have to stop playing because I'm flying to Scotland for 5 days. 5 days in which I'll be thinking about the North London derby waiting for me when I get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 I fear Football Manager has eaten Ryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Walcott is my backup for both winger positions and striker. He's not been too bad. He's actually better on left wing which isn't one of the positions it lists on his main profile.Probably will sell him in a year or two anyway. He's no Ox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Eagerly anticipating Chelsea Youth Candidates class of 2017. Expecting fuck all as usual but have loads of good stuff in my Youth Coaching ranks now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 I'm smashing the shit out of the German 3rd tier. It's grim down there for everyone but me. Squads are depleted. Teams from the above two divisions, and other Euro leagues, seem to have pinched all their best players, and I'm getting hassled by bigger clubs for my best players, though I tied them all to massive contracts before I did anything, just because I had no money to spend. Still haven't lost a game, drawn twice, and when I do win, it's by 3 or 4. My attack is mental, but the defence is a bit arse. I'm winning games like 6-2 and 5-3. Goal fests. 60 goals in 20 games. Silly as fuck. I'm just coasting until promotion. I don't even give team talks. They know they are better at football than whoever we're up against.Comparing my players to those from the 2nd division, and apart from my 3 star players, my lot just don't compare. If I don't get money to spend, I'll be slugging away in the danger zone. I thought a good cup run would give me a bit of brass, but I could knocked out by Union Berlin in the first round. Twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 Not been playing so much this week but 7 points from my first three champions league games is a good return, should make the Euro League finishing 3rd if nothing else as Zenit have null points at this stage, 2nd in league after 9 games though very early days and just went to Anfield and did the scousers in the league cup. That's the third time on the bounce I've beaten them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 14, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 RÜHMEN DIE WEISBADEN!The table is a little flattering due to how shit everyone elses squad is. I was unbeaten for 29 games, drawing once. Then the last 9 games, I couldn't buy a win, losing 1 and drawing 8. Morale was rock bottom, and me yelling the roof off the changing sheds was now having fuck all impact. Luckily, I was already head and shoulders above everyone else, but I wanted to break the 100 point mark, as I did with the goals, but it wasn't to be.Note how I only lost one game, and how the shockingly dogpiss awful Werder Bremen II only won one game. That was me. The fucking whipping boys. The buttfuckers. The one game of the season where Werder's opponents look like the Harlem Globetrotters of football. I got bollocked 3-2 at their place. Unforgivable.Big Bastard's managerial style often made the press. Even when we win, if we win ugly, I kick the fuck out of the lot of them. If we don't have the most possession, or the most shots on target, I kick the fuck out of the lot of them. Lessons are learned every week. Tread carefully, fuckos.I expect next season to be a bit grittier. Bundesliga 2 is at a good level, where as the 3rd division is Sunday League shit. Hopefully I'll push for a play off position, but if I don't strike lucky with a few freebies/loans or have any funds to spend, then I imagine it'll be a mid table shunt. Come on, board. Give me a cheque book after having exactly £0 to spend last season, and you went ahead and sold two of my players for an accumulated £1.25 million, and gave me none of it.Bagged a friendly against PSG which is a money spinner. The board better give it to me. I'm desperate for a right midfielder.Big Bastard marches on to the big leagues. Fuck all y'all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 I've finished another season with Dorchester.A quick season, I just wanted it over with because there is a finance bug. Hopefully it will sort itself out when my new stadium comes online next month.Finished 16th. Had a great first half but my "penniless" tag and clubs unsettling my big players after the Jan transfer window opened screwed me over. Had to sell a few guys for peanuts just to stabilse morale.When I first posted my game synopsis I never realised that I have not spent a penny in transfer fees. A season later I am still a transfer fee virgin. That gives me a little side-challenge: How long can I go without actually paying for someone?I had my wage budget cut again last season, from 33K to 30K. Thankfully they gave me £1.1M transfer budget, which I converted into wages. Still working on less than 40K pw wages (this is the championship, some players earn that a week). Bring on the new stadium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Just downloaded this. Only took about 15 mins as well. I was hoping it would take longer though so I could get on with some stuff whilst it downloaded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Steam servers are brilliant to be honest, you will struggle to find a better platform to download through for speeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I think it peaked (when I looked anyway) at 1.3Mb/s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I might cave in and download it on thursday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I'm finally getting a laptop today, this one:http://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/samsung-series-3-np300v5a-a04dx-15-6-laptop-blue-11296515-pdt.html?intcmpid=display~RR~Computing~11296515Pretty much exclusively for pornography and FM2012. Cannae wait. Going to do my standard Blackburn game i think. There usually a good team to go as as they have Chris Samba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 An AMD processor tho? Not fancy an I5 or I7? I run FM on an I5 (first gen which is disappointing when you compare them to the second gen versions) with 4 GB or ram and it flies along, i have about 10 leagues loaded as well, and i add in new ones every so often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 An AMD processor tho? Not fancy an I5 or I7? I run FM on an I5 (first gen which is disappointing when you compare them to the second gen versions) with 4 GB or ram and it flies along, i have about 10 leagues loaded as well, and i add in new ones every so often.Are the AMD processors not better for games though? It’s a 6GB RAM too, so I should be able to run hunners of stuff at the same time. That’d be well cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Depends what kinda processes the game does, i know the techy guys on the SI forums advise people to go more towards the I processors for running FM. Thats not to say your AMD wont fly along like, and with that much RAM you should never have an issue running a few things at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Has FM got high system requirements like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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