girl anachronism Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Who mentioned photos?A genuine double belly-button!As for the rest of my scars, quite a collection. The most prominent of which once got me lifted by Swiss police and told to keep it covered in future.List:Full laporotomy with multiple rows of stitching. From mid-chest down.Scar on neck from removal of non-malignant lumpScars on leg from motorcycle accident.Seven large drain scars.Scar on lower back.Dog bite when very young - This only shows up as a red mark when I have a bath now.Stab wound.Bullet wound.Smallish scar beside my arsehole from a perianal abscess that burst in a docs face when she had her head right between my legs, with a torch, saying - "I don't see anything..... OH!"Ouch! I think you win the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyboy Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 I'll say it... bullet wound? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 Not as bad as it sounds I was very lucky - It went right through without hitting anything vital. I don't hang around with macho bampot wannabe hardmen any more. Not for a long long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 3, 2011 Report Share Posted April 3, 2011 As for the rest of my scars, quite a collection. The most prominent of which once got me lifted by Swiss police and told to keep it covered in future.List:Full laporotomy with multiple rows of stitching. From mid-chest down.Scar on neck from removal of non-malignant lumpScars on leg from motorcycle accident.Seven large drain scars.Scar on lower back.Dog bite when very young - This only shows up as a red mark when I have a bath now.Stab wound.Bullet wound.Smallish scar beside my arsehole from a perianal abscess that burst in a docs face when she had her head right between my legs, with a torch, saying - "I don't see anything..... OH!"It was this one the police told you to keep covered up wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I used to swing on my chair when I was a kid, split my head open twice.I was also shot 9 times before I became a famous rap star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I have a 'tea-stain' on my arm from too much sun on holiday once. That's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I have a 'tea-stain' on my arm from too much sun on holiday once. That's all.I have those as well, but on my feet. Got them years ago while fishing. Covered everything apart from my feet. I was wearing flip flops. Get severe burns. That to climb a drilling derrick the next day wearing rig boots....fooking agony. Went to the clinic and the local doctor says"oh you have a fever"me - "no I have sunburn"Doc- "no you have a fever"me- "noooo I have sunburn"and so on.After getting a thermometer stuck in my goob for 5 minutes I get"you don't not have fever"Argghhh! anyway I now have teastains on my feet and no respect for local doctors.BTW, he gave me cream that looked like mustard. I put a tiny little bit on it sunburn and it stung like fook and mad it worse. Not a good few days and a leeson learned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I have those as well, but on my feet. Got them years ago while fishing. Covered everything apart from my feet. I was wearing flip flops. Get severe burns. That to climb a drilling derrick the next day wearing rig boots....fooking agony. Went to the clinic and the local doctor says"oh you have a fever"me - "no I have sunburn"Doc- "no you have a fever"me- "noooo I have sunburn"and so on.After getting a thermometer stuck in my goob for 5 minutes I get"you don't not have fever"Argghhh! anyway I now have teastains on my feet and no respect for local doctors.BTW, he gave me cream that looked like mustard. I put a tiny little bit on it sunburn and it stung like fook and mad it worse. Not a good few days and a leeson learned.Ah. Mine is about 1cm squared. So not much. But it's all I've got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Rep for the first person to post a picture of an axe wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ca_gere Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I genuinely want to get bitten by a shark just so I can say i've got a shark bite scar. The coolest of all scars. I'm not talking great white, maybe like a little dogfish nip or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Next time you're hustled at pool or get a dodgy backstreet loan from a guy that might break your kneecaps if you default on payments, get them to bite you while you're at it. Job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 Hmm, just checked myself head to toe and can only find a chicken pox one on my head and a couple of tiny misadventures from youth on my face. I also found some stretch marks on my love handles which are new. Presumably obtained from getting fatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 I'm covered in scars all over my body from when i fell in a wound barbed wire fence as a teenager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 4, 2011 Report Share Posted April 4, 2011 It was this one the police told you to keep covered up wasn't it? Nope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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