Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 So I was warned, and I tried it anyway.SO bad. WHY?! Don't, for the love of God, don't.I overheard a colleague talk of Papa John's when it newly opened and swore blind that the dip was amazing.Either he's one of these cunts who claims he's eaten in every restaurant in town to try to sound cultured and one-up everyone - you know the type, if you tell him you had a lovely *thing* from *place* he'll tell you they're shit, try having the *thing* at *other place*, it's so much nicer, trust me, I'd know, I've had every *thing* in town! Cunt. - ...OR, the dip is just one of those marmite type affairs?I tapped into quite a little well of resentment there.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Buffalo dip = 3/5Sour Cream & Chive dip = 4/5Garlic dip = -1,000,000/5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Buffalo dip = 3/5Sour Cream & Chive dip = 4/5Garlic dip = -1,000,000/5 Where would you expect, say, a cat turd to land on this scale, just to give -1,000,000 some context?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Cat turd? Probably about 2/5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Cat turd? Probably about 2/5.I must try this dip.And maybe a cat turd too...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I must try this dip.And maybe a cat turd too...xxEspecially if you want scientific approved findings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Especially if you want scientific approved findings.Oh yeah, I'll have some sorbet between dishes to cleanse my palette and will taste a couple of pizza huit and dominoes dips first and rate them to calibrate my scale.None of this half arsed, have a taste and spit out a number bollocks for me.I'm going to science the shit out of these dips and turds!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I just learned that I teach the daughter of Pep Guardiola's agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I just learned that I teach the daughter of Pep Guardiola's agent.Pep doesn't pay his agent well enough then, if they're allowing you to teach their daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Surely there's a free ticket in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think her friends are probably ahead of (one of ) her English teachers in the queue. Sadly Just to clarify she's in a class at the language school I work at. Not a private student, so I don't do classes in her nice house or anything, and I haven't met her dad. Think my boss knows him though and could probably get free stuff, I'm just now important enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think her friends are probably ahead of (one of ) her English teachers in the queue. Sadly Just to clarify she's in a class at the language school I work at. Not a private student, so I don't do classes in her nice house or anything, and I haven't met her dad. Think my boss knows him though and could probably get free stuff, I'm just now important enough You're just not important enough...yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think her friends are probably ahead of (one of ) her English teachers in the queue. Sadly Just to clarify she's in a class at the language school I work at. Not a private student, so I don't do classes in her nice house or anything, and I haven't met her dad. Think my boss knows him though and could probably get free stuff, I'm just now important enough Not even a seat up in the nosebleeds for a weekday game against a minnow?Maybe try hitting on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Maybe try hitting her.Fixed.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I could try the Soda Jerk method first then if that doesn't work move onto the Stroopy approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Maybe try shitting on her.Fixed again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 That would be a big risk, if it's not her cup of tea I might be left ticketless and jobless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I'd go with Stroopy's approach first actually. Bully her til you get tickets, and her dinner money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I'd go with Stroopy's approach first actually. Bully her til you get tickets, and her dinner money.And then fuck herxxEDIT: Shitting optional.(I would have repped that comment, but must spread) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I hope I can keep myself from thinking of this thread during tomorrow's class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I hope I can keep myself from thinking of this thread during tomorrow's class.I hope the next time she looks you in the eye all you can picture is one eye being black and blue and the other having a jizzy turd heading it's way....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think Stroopy has been on a mission for the last couple of days to increase his rep as much as possible. Once again you are held back by these socialist spreading rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think Stroopy has been on a mission for the last couple of days to increase his rep as much as possible. Once again you are held back by these socialist spreading rulesWas hoping to get a star by 500 posts.I have failed.Now when I look to the night sky and see the stars, infinite in both number and in beauty, I will not look to the future with hope as I once did, but be reminded of my failures as a contributor.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I hope the next time she looks you in the eye all you can picture is one eye being black and blue and the other having a jizzy turd heading it's way....xxMajestic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Majestic.Why thank you.I must confess I am somewhat proud of that reply. Hopefully it's a mental image repulsive enough to repeat on Paranoid Andriod tomorow at the least apprepriate moment.xxI reek of desperation, but damn it all I want a star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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