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"Nick Brown, 25, was said to have caused distress when using a computer at the college on Aberdeens Gallowgate on February 16."

Caused distress? Christ, what happened, did he pull it off completely?

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I thought this sort of thing usually ended up in an orgy with crazy students these days. You're usually tripping over empowered (drunk) female students and guys trying to be sexually ambiguous left right and centre. I'd be disappointed if i didn't get sucked off by someone in this situation!

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HAHAHA! A guy at my school got caught having a not-so-sly tug under his table in English once. What a tool!

In my head, the scene played out as follows...

Teacher: What are you doing there?

Masturbating moron: Playing with my Tipex pen.

The end.

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HAHAHA! A guy at my school got caught having a not-so-sly tug under his table in English once. What a tool!

In my head, the scene played out as follows...

Teacher: What are you doing there?

Masturbating moron: Playing with my Tipex pen.

The end.

That was rubbish.

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Guest Bob Double Jack

i saw this and laughed. who in their right mind thinks that there is nothing wrong with a quick one off the wrist in college. at least go to the bogs.

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Why they have to publish peoples addresses is beyond me o_O

"Cairnlee House is a therapeutic community and residential home for young people with a wide variety of special needs."

Suppose it helps put things a bit more in context!!!

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I do enjoy a ''quick one off the wrist'' infront of the telly, the managers and staff in Currys and Comet aren't so pleased though.......

With John Lewis you get a guarantee of five years... on the sex offenders' register.

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