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Thorpe Park wants your piss

Soda Jerk

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You can make phosphorous by boiling piss, and its meant to stink much worse, even than Belmont St or the toilets in the old Peli.

Apparently, phosphorus in piss is really bad for the ocean and we should in fact be saving it in giant community vats of piss so the piss men can take it away and turn it into fertiliser. However, this involves a twin waste pipe toilet plumbing system and men sitting down to pee which I will not stand for.

I will not stand for men sitting down to pee, just to clarify that that was extremely intentional. Thank you!

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