TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Daily Mail-o-matic | qwghlm.co.ukIts a bit pointless, but it did keep me amused for a few minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistersticks Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Angry Gordon Brown 'hit out at aide and yanked secretary from her chair' | Mail Onlinewhat more can i say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Is that Outer or Inner Qwghlm, Sghrr is lovely this time of year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 "WILL FERAL CHILDREN HURT YOUR CHILDREN?"This one made me laugh because it has the word 'children' twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 "have single mothers made your pets impotent?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 The real Daily Mail had a headline on Saturday "Greedy MPs on 500k" that I found quite funny.Here's a real Daily Mail article that's funnier than anything that site could make up.We should make our greedy MPs live on sink estates | Daily Mail (London, England), The Newspaper | Find Articles at BNETYOUNG director Daniel Barber has coaxed a marvellous performance from Michael Caine in his new movie, Harry Brown.Caine plays a retired exserviceman marooned on a dystopian sink estate, riddled with drugs and crime.When his best friend is murdered after being burned out of his flat, Harry Brown embarks on a vengeance mission.The film, which I saw last week, goes on general release tomorrow. It is extremely violent and thoroughly depressing, but horribly realistic.All over Britain, there are council estates plagued by feral gangs of youths, where people trying to live decent lives have been abandoned to their fate.They are not confined to inner London and our other big cities. For instance, most of us think of Devon and Cornwall as a quaint landscape of Rick Stein restaurants, piskies, pasties, cream teas and glorious beaches.But in Bodmin a 59-yearwoman has just died after rushing back into her home to save her son from a fire started deliberately by local hooligans.Television footage of the house shows a ghastly concrete bunker which wouldn't have looked out of place on the set of Harry Brown, much of which was filmed in South London, just a couple of miles from the Houses of Parliament.Politicians of all stripes should be compelled to watch this movie or, better still, forced to live on one of these sink estates.Never mind the John Lewis list, MPs ought to be billeted in a crime-ridden council tower block at the Elephant and Castle. Then they might grasp the awful truth about Broken Britain.Instead of propping up these hideous hell-holes with welfare payments, they should be razed to the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Gumph!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 LOL @ the usual MPs-are-out-of-touch-and-need-their-noses-rubbed-in-it mantra, as spouted by people who've also never been near run-down public housing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 1, 2010 Report Share Posted February 1, 2010 Yas.COULD THE INTERNET MAKE THE ROYAL FAMILY IMPOTENT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_1903 Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Could jacqui smith give drivers diabetes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 personal favorite;has the mmr jab turned drivers gay?outstanding..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 aan actual Daily Mail poll just now:Are liberal parenting attitudes to blame for underage drinking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Could gypsies ruin british justice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "WILL FERAL CHILDREN HURT YOUR CHILDREN?"This one made me laugh because it has the word 'children' twice.and also Will Ferrel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_peanut Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "Is your local council giving local taxpayers cancer?"As an employee and a representative of Aberdeen city council I can confirm that it is not the aim nor the wish to inflict cancer upon local tax payers...we'll just take every penny you have thanks...I jokes of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky_peanut Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 "WILL FERAL CHILDREN HURT YOUR CHILDREN?"QUOTE]I don't want Will Ferals childrens attacking mines...with more cowbell and what not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Update: it's been Clegged!Daily Mail-o-matic | qwghlm.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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