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Guest Jake Wifebeater
whats ya opinion on it?

is it a taboo to you?

is it a waste of time?

or do u rather wait till you can get some lovin?

To take it one by one:

It's something that you need to do, it's a simple primal urge.

Nothing should be taboo between consenting adults, even if there's only one of you!

Only if you think an orgasm is a waste of time, but who thinks that?

You're never sure when the next bout of lovin' is happening, so you have to keep the imagination active.

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i cant go through the day without beating away at least three times. im a horny little fucker who dosent get it. i think my parents are disgusted with me.

I think you should maybe go into a different room before you 'interigate the one eyed wittnes' then your perents wont be quite as disgusted with you :rolleyes::moody::ding:

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Guest you_nazi

the bible says that it is wrong for a man to masturbate for he is wasting precious seed.

on the other hand it is ok for a woman to masturbate as all she produces is fanny snot.*

:finger:

*may not be true.

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fanny snot?

ive never heard be called that before

and also

am i the only person that knows of the 'snail trail' as no one seems to that ive talked to about it

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Guest ASH
of course it is' date=' it is universal

i think stuff like wanking and other words like it (i cant believe i cant think of any) are more for guys though[/quote']

Flicking the bean. Theres one for ya.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
ok ok' date=' we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female.[/quote']

Plugging the dam. There's another, we're good to you here on the Wasteland.

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Guest HARRY
ok ok' date=' we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female.[/quote']

rubbing your twat

frapping your cunt

thats about it

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ok ok' date=' we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female.[/quote']

'rubbing the raison' just a variation on a theme really, although an article in J17 i read ages ago, which was trying to encourage girls to get in tune with their bodies blah blah, called it 'saying "hi!" to miss american pie' which amused me greatly :)

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