craig deadenstereo

Hmm, our singer Dan has intimated to me that he would like to engage the singer of Which Way Now in a one to one bare knuckle boxing match. I think she'll have a good chance - he is quite stunted from doing lots of drugs

Well, just be aware.. ze Germans may be coming

Brian.... what is the Moorings bar's policy on air raid sirens being used in the building?

Sorry to hear that. Prob shouldn't let your singer drive the tour-mobile in future! ;-)

Longhorn once touched Jon inappropriately in a warehouse. And he liked it! We have a crew coming up for the whole weekend to watch both gigs. We'd fire up a night early... you know, warm up the punters and all, but we've got a gig in Edinburgh on the Friday night. BOOZE CRUISE

A number of the members of Longhorn once touched me inappropriately in a city centre public bathroom. ... and I liked it!

Personally I'm going for: Spanglegrinder - it's the essence of punk rock, no talent and no money but wanting to go out there and sing about getting fucked up! The JJ Cale one is OK, a good idea not so well implemented. They get half a vote. Videos of the band playing just bore me. Check out Feel the Pain by Dinosaur Jr - that's how a video should be done. I turned off the Which Way Now the second I saw the fade in to a group of ugly nerds hanging around on a log - so contrived and there's no way I would ever speak to such mutants in real life let alone watch their video in an aspirational "Hey I'd like the guys in this band to be my buddies but I know it can never happen cos they are rockstars and I am a humble sheeple who works at B&Q".

You know what? I decided to do another update today. Craig Cuntkicker We'll address the weighty issues of "Does Dave Msutaine rock even though he looks like a girl?" and "Date rape: not always good. Sometimes great!"

Just a little heads up (you know what goes in here) Sluts on Junk = No more. But a new band? What would the HERO of our story call his new band? WOMBHUNTER!

Oh yeah Craig Cuntkicker Not really safe for work. Even for people in the SAS.

demo track at: www.meloveyoulonghorn.com Our first gig will be at The Moorigns on Saturday December 9th..... Tell us who we sound like so we can use it in a bio.

nah, we're moving to Apple Mac OS-X Sex Panther Cobra.

How much did you pay for that?

Yeah - I was pretty happy with it. Got a sweet Gibson Flying V for 275 inc Seymour Duncan's and a case not too long ago. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be back up north gigging in a couple of months with my new rock band - Longhorn You can see why I got the bull's head on the amp now! Turner

Nah, got a free t-shirt, and so did my girlfriend. And some German chocolates.... I was hoping for a VH4S too.

I bought it used with the matching 2x12" for 900 off a guy in Edinburgh. The faceplate, they did for free, along with adding an FX loop and putting red LEDs in the bull eyes that are linked up to the overdrive switch.

Diezel stuff sounds great, but is so expensive!!!! I did the photos for their caps and t-shirt merch with my girlfriend. So I suppose she's kind of the "Diezel Chick" http://www.diezelamplification.com/html/forum.htm Craig

Matamp rule.

Ha Ha - Emotional? You pussy assed bitch! I will be back at my spiritual home The Moorings sometime soon with my heavy metal band - Longhorn! So, you guys won't be missing out on the Cuntkicker! Gotta get our cover of Godzilla sorted now, later.....

Me and Hunter will come down to have beers with you guys and party it up a little. Especially since that is payday for me! They do the gig advertising quite early and we pulled out after it had all been made up..... It's the curse of deadloss vs deadenstereo - we shall never play together. Oh yeah, why did MySpace delete your page?

Filter caps have gone, I'd concur.

Any other dates going just now? I have a new guitar to bring up and let rip. It's pretty rocking and isn't pink!

I have a (dark red) gibson Flying V that I'm pimping out. Schaller roller bridge, Bone nut, Grover tuners, chrome scratchplate and truss rod cover. Already got a Screamin' Demon in the bridge. It's gonna be my gigging guitar, and it's gonna get me laid. Maybe.

There are rumours of a Sluts on Junk comeback album called "All I Want Is A Slut With a Tight Butt". And like, all comeback albums - it will suck.

Cuntkicker says "grrr"