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"Tossing a salad is eatting an ass hole out with jelly or syrup...I prefer syr'p!"

Chris Rock.

dont start!

'saying "hi!" to miss american pie' , amazing!!!!

yeah, i wonder who thinks up all these crazy names for masterbation, a friend of mine used to call it listening to music so it was akward when the conversation went along the lines of "what you up to? " oh just talking to people and listening to music"

he also took it the wrong way when i said id been making a sandwich

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double clicking the mouse. i lived with a guy who asked me if that's what i was going to do everytime i went into my room.

what's the snail trail thingy about? (think i have a fair idea, but define incase i'm missing the point- oh, but not too much elaboration please!)

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the snail trail is the mess usually left behind after a good romping session

i fear if i went into more detail i would get into trouble :O

i doubt you would

alot worse things have been said/explained on here

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yes

buts its usually me that does the explaining :(

ah sod it

here goes

the snail trail is the result of the wetness created from the vagina and the mixture of cum from both partners and pre cum. warning. its a right bugger to clean out and smells like a bitch :(

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ah, i had a feeling that's what you meant, wasn't sure if it was the wet patch, 'gush' (hideous phrase my mate uses to talk bout female ejaculatory fluids) or jizz (in angela carter's nights at the circus she calls it a snail trail or something when some guy jizzes on the main character's dress- great book btw).

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yeah it is' date=' thank you!

ali, your disgusting!

:p[/quote']

sorry i deleted that one cos i thot it made no sense im so tired am seing things hehehe

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ha! yeah i remember EXACTLY what you were like when i first spoke to you, YOU WERE SO MEAN!!!

now your just a sweetie though :p

disgusting, but a sweetie afterall

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yeah my mate was telling me that the downside of sex outside for example is that you have 'the snail trail' draining into your pants all day. nice. and its not nice to feel like you have lots of jizz swilling around inside you. condoms all the way. that's presuming its not in your tummy. :p:rolleyes:

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yeah my mate was telling me that the downside of sex outside for example is that you have 'the snail trail' draining into your pants all day. nice. and its not nice to feel like you have lots of jizz swilling around inside you. condoms all the way. that's presuming its not in your tummy. :p:rolleyes:

couldnt agree with you more

"and its not nice to feel like you have lots of jizz swilling around inside you"

that would just be rank!

condoms all the way! lol

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how the fuck is it gonna get from ya pussy into ya tummy :s

unless ya were doing anal and his cock was reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy long :rolleyes:

its gonna swill round in your tummy if it aint been near your pussy and went in your gob instead. Incidentally, jizz does have a habit of repeating on you all the next day. (you should spit but its bad manners)

right, this is too smutty even for me, nite.

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Even Im not going to go into detail! I did that on my infamous, tongue in cheek thread "How many people have you had sex with?" I think that was well rude lol :band:

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Guest Logan

Alistairs reaction to reading this thread:

ARRGGHH!! This thread is too disgusting, even for me!!
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haha! yeah he sent me that' date=' god knows what he was doing at the time! im pretty sure he sleeps in that hat, hes always wearing it![/quote']

hehe, he was speaking to me on his webcam, blissfully unaware that I'd secretly pressed the Print Screen button at that exact moment he decided to make such a silly face.

I have one of him smilling too which he claims to never do!

^_^

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