Demon Of The Fall Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 ...you bunch of wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 9, 2004 Report Share Posted July 9, 2004 whats ya opinion on it?is it a taboo to you?is it a waste of time?or do u rather wait till you can get some lovin?To take it one by one:It's something that you need to do, it's a simple primal urge.Nothing should be taboo between consenting adults, even if there's only one of you!Only if you think an orgasm is a waste of time, but who thinks that?You're never sure when the next bout of lovin' is happening, so you have to keep the imagination active. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig deadenstereo Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 The best thing about cracking one off is that it's sex with someone you love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj oddly strange Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 i cant go through the day without beating away at least three times. im a horny little fucker who dosent get it. i think my parents are disgusted with me.I think you should maybe go into a different room before you 'interigate the one eyed wittnes' then your perents wont be quite as disgusted with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 the bible says that it is wrong for a man to masturbate for he is wasting precious seed.on the other hand it is ok for a woman to masturbate as all she produces is fanny snot.* *may not be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scott cs. Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 i wonder how most people interperet this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 fanny snot?ive never heard be called that beforeand alsoam i the only person that knows of the 'snail trail' as no one seems to that ive talked to about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Borlax Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 i knew a guy who got banned from using the bus because he kept churning one off(when i say knew i mean like he lived next door to my friend) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 i knew a guy who got banned from using the bus because he kept churning one off(when i say knew i mean like he lived next door to my friend)Just admit it was you. We'll respect you more. "Next door to my friend", pah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 of course it is' date=' it is universali think stuff like wanking and other words like it (i cant believe i cant think of any) are more for guys though[/quote']Flicking the bean. Theres one for ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Flicking the bean. Theres one for ya. ok ok, we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Having a squadge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 Having a squadge. never heard that one beforenot sure which one this is for but im sure 'tossing the salad' is one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted July 10, 2004 Report Share Posted July 10, 2004 me neither, and i dont see how tossing the salad works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 fingering the fanny shedpeeling the jungle pear.i cant think up anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 maybe cause some vaginas look like a tossed salad :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dj oddly strange Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 I alway's thought the ladies mitten the kitten when they have a wide-on they can't get rid of or is that me inventing my own language again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 heheyaysomeone else calls it a wide on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 ok ok' date=' we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female.[/quote']Plugging the dam. There's another, we're good to you here on the Wasteland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted July 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 does it really matter what its calledall that matters is that ya leave a nice white-ish mess on ya bed/pillow/chair/wall/bath...etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HARRY Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 ok ok' date=' we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female.[/quote']rubbing your twatfrapping your cuntthats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig deadenstereo Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Tossing the salad isn't a term for female masturbation.Tossing the salad is when you lick asshole.Mmm- dingleberries and cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tav Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 "Tossing a salad is eatting an ass hole out with jelly or syrup...I prefer syr'p!"Chris Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 Jelly and syrup would spoil the taste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted July 11, 2004 Report Share Posted July 11, 2004 ok ok' date=' we have that, but thats about the only one thats specifically female.[/quote']'rubbing the raison' just a variation on a theme really, although an article in J17 i read ages ago, which was trying to encourage girls to get in tune with their bodies blah blah, called it 'saying "hi!" to miss american pie' which amused me greatly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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