Guest idol_wild Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Inspired by a couple of posts by cap'n euan on the Lady Gaga thread, I've decided to start this thread. What are the best football chants you've ever heard? As a former Aberdeen diehard, I witnessed some absolutely classic chants - the Aberdeen fans can be quite creative sometimes.Once, at St Johnstone (I think it may have been the game that Arild Stavrum made his debut), the Dons fans got so fucking bored of the usual pish that Aberdeen and St Johnstone were churning out, that they started to amuse themselves. Upon finding a guy with big black shoes, jeans and white socks, a chorus of "Nice shoes, white socks" (to the same tune used for "Same old Rangers, always cheating") rung out around the away fans. The guy had no fucking idea what to do or where to look.Also, my friend Alan inspired the chant "Rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols". It was at Iprix, about 3 days after snaps of Michael Mols with his, ahem, modestly attractive wife appeared in the media, and some Aberdeen fans were shouting at Mols about the ungainly appearance of his wife and my mate Alan bellowed out: "I'd rather shag a sheep than Mols' wife!", so everyone around us starting singing it. Naturally, Mols went on to score the winner, but still. It was almost worth it.And the original chant maintained the Mols' wife part. It was the dirty minks from Parkhead that changed it to Mrs Mols. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 What i like about the chant 'by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen' is not only the fact you are saying you are the best team, but the best team that has ever been...ever. Genius. Also, tonight i heard the song 'You Are My Sunshine', which made me think of the old Aberdeen chant 'You are my Solberg, my Thomas Solberg'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 There's only one Mrs MolsWe're sure she's got ballsHer face is so scaryHer arse is so hairy(and I can never remember the last line...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "Mixu Paatelainen, what a fuckin' signing - na-na na na, na-na na na" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "Two Andy Gorams........there's only two Andy Gorams..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Two of my favourites:"Oh I'd rather be a brush than a comb" - Sung to the then Dundee Utd goalkeeper Alan Combe"Woooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Tem-u-ri Kets-bai-a" Anorthosis Famagusta fans singing about their (now ex) manager, to the tune of Sex is on Fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "You are a weegie, a fucking weegie, You're only happy when skies are grey,Your ma's a stealerYour da's a dealerOh please don't take my hub caps away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I remember the white socks chant as 'White socks, black shoes,' which got sung for a brief period whenever we played a team playing in, funnily enough, white socks.Not so much a chant but I remember a nutter I used to sit next to who had a funny turn of phrase when insulting players. I believe Derek Whyte once got described as a 'spasticated jellyfish.' He also managed to rhyme 'De Boer' with 'hairy hoor.' Lovely chap too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Ooh ah samaras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "You put your left leg in,You put your left leg out,You put your left leg in,And you shake it all about,You do the Ameobi and you turn around,That's what it's all about!Ohhhhhh, Shola Ameobi, etc...""If Shola scores, we're on the pitch," was a personal favourite of mine, although it's not really viable anymore because he looks reasonably prolific at this level. "Noel Whelan" to the tune of that 2 Unlimited song was class, and "Lovell tear you apart.""Your support is fucking shit," has got to be the worst chant ever though. Just stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 "You only sing when you're winning"But only when sang by a bunch of Germans at Pittodrie. Comedy moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I get very embarrased when the Newmarket Road end sing that 'by far the greatest team the world has ever seen' nonsense at the Abbey. Thankfully doesnt happen too often!!my fave is one the Bristol City fans used to sing at Ashton Gate, they may even still sing it but havent been to a game there in nearly 20 years. I lived in Bristol for a few months in the late 80's and went to see a few games there including a memorable tanking of Chelsea in the FA Cup! Ironic really they got knocked out by Cambridge in the next round! 5-0 after two draws!Anyways...drink up thy ciderdrink up thy ciderfor tonight she'll marry mewe're going down to roversto turn the twerton overand there's still more cider in me jug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I've always liked 'did you all come in a taxi'. I was quite impressed with 'the wheels on your house go round and round' sung at Livi fans a few years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wirelessly posted (LG-GC900/V10a Obigo/WAP2.0 Profile/MIDP-2.1 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Oh and you can't beat a rousing chorus of 'bring back my stereo' aimed at Scumdee united's fans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Posted this a few weeks ago in some thread or other, but I love it:(To the tune of Rebel Rebel by David Bowie)Neville, Neville, he plays in defenceNeville, Neville, his tackling's immenseNeville, Neville, like Jacko he's badNeville Neville is the name of his dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Mark VidukaYer Ma's a fuckin' hookerMark VidukaYou're a horses arsePut a fez on your headYou could be Belabed or ZeroualiIf you pick up some shiteYou could be Derek Whyte or Mark Perry...Dundee is a shitholeDundee is a shitholeNa naaana naNa naaana naAlso particularly enjoyed the RDS at Pittodrie to a man standing and chanting;Aaaaamoruso *clap-clap*Aaaaamoruso *clap-clap*<repeat>...as Lorenzo was lining up a free kick towards that end in what was probably his last season at Rangers. Thankfully his shot was truly awful and our taunting was more than justified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 it's not inventive and it's not really funny but I took great pleasure in starting the THERE'S ONLY ONNNNEE, IRVINE MEDOW!!!! chant on Saturday at 3.30pm when news or the Smokies demise filtered through! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I quite like the:"You're in the wrong fucking country" chant that gets regularly directed at Celtic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Two of my favourites:"Oh I'd rather be a brush than a comb"That one always makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Your father is your brotherYour sister is your motherYou all shag one anotherThe Barnsley FamilyDuh-nuh-nuh-nuh. Clap Clap.I'm sure alot of teams have used this one, but it's certainly a favourite. We don't really hate Barnsley that much. Leeds wasn't enough syllables, and Sheffield United was too many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Shoes off if you hate rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 Vladimir Romanov!He sucks Paul Hartley off!Vladimir Romanov,He sucks Paul Hartley off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I know I've mentioned this one before but I like it so much it's worth repeating:LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS.Best one I heard at my time going to see the 'boro was during a 5-1 demolition of Bolton when Sam Allardyce was still there - "moan on the telly, he's gonna moan on the telly, moan on the teeelllyyyy, he's gonna moan on the telly."I don't remember hearing the poggy/aliadiere ones that euan mentioned on the lady gaga post during the 07/08 season when I went to most games, I don't think our fellow 'boro fans are that inventive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I know I've mentioned this one before but I like it so much it's worth repeating:LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS, LEEDS.Best one I heard at my time going to see the 'boro was during a 5-1 demolition of Bolton when Sam Allardyce was still there - "moan on the telly, he's gonna moan on the telly, moan on the teeelllyyyy, he's gonna moan on the telly."I don't remember hearing the poggy/aliadiere ones that euan mentioned on the lady gaga post during the 07/08 season when I went to most games, I don't think our fellow 'boro fans are that inventive.The Pogatetz one wouldn't have been sung in the 07/08 season since Poker Face didn't come out until 2009..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted November 30, 2009 Report Share Posted November 30, 2009 I reckon this one is more than worthy of gracing my 2,000th post.In the town where I was born,Lived a man who sailed the seaAnd he bought a club called Hearts,And he brought them to their kneesYooooooou're going down like a Russian submarine!A Russian submarine!A Russian submarine!"Kingston is a racist", directed at Laryea Kingston is a personal favourite of mine."Shall we poach an egg for you?" at Ibrox, days after Kirk Broadfoot's egg-on-face-skin-no-longer-on-face incident brought a smile to my bitter features.There's plenty others but I'd be willing to bet that some of you miserable cunts would run and tell the Daily Record on me if I posted them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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