Guest Gladstone Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 What a pile of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 What a pile of shitIt truly takes the piss doesn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Have they tried pressing the button in the lift marked 'G' for 'Ground Floor' ? Or even any of the other buttons?I used to be a night porter at a hotel in Aberdeen, late one night this pissed rigger guy came back to the hotel and went through reception towards the lifts. About 5 minutes later the alarm bell started going off behind reception, which meant someone was pressing the alarm button in the lift, it was really frantic as though someone was really panicking and just jabbing the button repeatedly. So I went through to the lifts, pressed the button and the doors just opened and the pissed guy was standing there looking scared."I was stuck in the lift!" he says."No" says I. "You just forgot to press the button for the floor you want to go to".So that does happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Was is the Seaton high-rises? I got trapped in one of their lifts once. For about 45 minutes. We had one more person than the safety notice said and the lift went a little bit past the door on the ground floor (the door had a wee window). It got very hot. I fell asleep on a girls tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 I'd love to try to explain to firefighters how you're so rubbish that you can't hold in a shit for a couple of hours and it'd be interesting to see what they had to say at the smell upon getting them out.Yuck.the expression on the their faeces must have been priceless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 Did Still Game not have an episode where Winston pissed in the lift when they got trapped? At least that was funny. This is just stupid slash minging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted November 9, 2009 Report Share Posted November 9, 2009 the expression on the their faeces must have been priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Drug Scare: Kids in Florida are Getting High by Sniffing Feces | Stop the Drug War (DRCNet) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aberdoom.com Posted November 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Drug Scare: Kids in Florida are Getting High by Sniffing Feces | Stop the Drug War (DRCNet)They must be poo-r and cant afford drugs to give them more of a lift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 "So guys, how was your day?""It had it's ups and downs..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 2 guys, 1 lift, no cups....need to cover their dirty tracks somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 I got a text from them whilst I was in town(managed to find a rescue number) at about 1.30 saying they had been released by the firemen, the lift stinks of shit and afterwards the one who pissed in the cider bottle was tricked into drinking out of the same bottle by a strategically timed switch.I love the fact that despite spending the night trapped in a lift, he still decided to make his friends night even worse by making him drink his own piss. This is a truly spectacular thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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