The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Fudge present, at the Moorings Bar, 2 Trinity Quay, Aberdeen:SATURDAY 15 AUGUST 2009LONGHORNROADWAYand the second annual MR MOORINGS COMPETITION!Longhorn on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads "Officially the fastest band in Scotland. We will race any other band who thinks they are faster. It's a challenge!"Longhorn are a stoner-rock band with thrashy undertones. They return to the bar after a couple of years off, writing new material and perfecting their stage banter... Led by their charasmatic founder, the bull god Craig Turner, formerly of Deadenstereo and Sluts On Junk. Bare-cheasted rock-metal with horns! They get their kicks from The Spiritual Beggars, Black Sabbath, Kyuss, Metallica, Fu Manchu, Queens of the Stone Age, Down, Corrosion of Conformity, Viking Skull and the rest.Roadway on MySpace Music - Free Streaming MP3s, Pictures & Music Downloads Recently recording with former Rainbow and Yngwie singer Doogie White, Roadway play the same classic rock style as Ketimine Deco (with whom they share members) - although this is a sleazier affair. They're going on the road for a week to do some showcases, and this will be their first Aberdeen gig.PLUS!All the fun of the fair, as MR MOORINGS 2009 competition takes place.(Whatever you're picturing, it'll be at least 50 times worse than that...).Please contact Flash from the Moorings if you'd like to enter or for further details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Who is the current Mr Moorings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Who is the current Mr Moorings?I'd be very surprised if it wasn't young Mr 'Bags... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 it's not. i think 'Bags came second last. better than we thought he might. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 p.s.Mr Moorings gets in free every saturday night, no matter who's playing. That's got to be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 I thought it was Teabags... Last year was a traumatic night for all who attended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Can anyone enter? Or does it just have to be regulars...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted August 3, 2009 Report Share Posted August 3, 2009 Who is the current Mr Moorings?http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/680423-post36.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Can anyone enter? Or does it just have to be regulars...?Has to be regulars. Otherwise it'd be called Mr Random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 I'm competing again. If the beer gutts gotten bigger since last time, then I'm fucked. I'm not sure if I'll be nude though. Perhaps wear a very fetching mini-skirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I'm competing again. If the beer gutts gotten bigger since last time, then I'm fucked. I'm not sure if I'll be nude though. Perhaps wear a very fetching mini-skirt.Wear a Hawaiin (spelling?) grass skirt. That would be lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 Yeah, but it'd make my boab itch like fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 FLASH HAS LEAKED A SMATTERING OF FURTHER INFORMATION TO THE PRESS there are seven confirmed contenders for this years competition. the contest will develop in stages:Stage 1 - Weigh In.Using scientific scales to check your body fat, muscle mass, sperm count, etc. Comparison of your measurements to natures golden ratio.Stage 2 - Physical Challenge.Rated on speed, form, and number of reps. This is the Rocky section, it's all five finger push-ups, wide grip pull-ups and parallel dips on chairs. Having never taken any interest in fitness, Fudge are assured it'll be tough.Stage 3 - Bar Games Lift a chair by bottom of front leg one handed. Human flag on the pole. Slowest pushup. Etc.Stage 4 - Drinking ChallengeDrink a yard of Heritage or Budvar. Teabags will possibly make up some ground here.Stage 5 - Posing You can do this in fancy dress or just plain nude. The crowd votes.Not with their feet, I hope.Stage 6 - Scoring The judges total the scores and declare the winner.i believe this nonsense, err, i mean competition will be taking place throughout the evening. when you tire of watching Flash do one-and-a-half-hand-pull-ups, remember that there will be two bands playing too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Your God Now Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Sounds like a gas, might batter along to this,When's Miss Moorings then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 i believe this nonsense, err, i mean competition will be taking place throughout the evening. when you tire of watching Flash do one-and-a-half-hand-pull-ups, remember that there will be two bands playing too...Flash only has one and a half hands? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Sounds like a gas, might batter along to this,When's Miss Moorings then? I don't know but I think one of the events should be "who can tidy up the bar quickest when everyone is gone".That'll cut an hour off my duties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 You working? Hahaha, I'm going to draw R on my left bum cheek and RY on my right bum cheek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer_eldritch Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 I'm flattered, but I swapped with Kyle. Hah! Manoeuvre that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Contestants are:John the DoormanSpidermanFarmer JoeVampire DaveTeabagsBoazyDave "Mitch" RowlandsFlashLucas is being kept in reserve in case anyone drops out.Current title holder Leill couldn't compete this year as it clashed with his summer holiday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 No Mr T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Teabags bagsI thought it was Teabags... Last year was a traumatic night for all who attended.It was slightly alarming, especially from my viewpoint on the stage trying to judge the contestants in a professional manner.....He definitely won on cheers - his 'spreading-the-arse-cheeks' pose will stay with those who saw it for a very long time,......Sadly his athletic skills were less dynamic.I might bring surgical gloves for tomorrow's event in case he manages to display any more of his internal organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroppycow Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 I'm competing again. If the beer gutts gotten bigger since last time, then I'm fucked. I'm not sure if I'll be nude though. Perhaps wear a very fetching mini-skirt.I'll lend you one if you like. And a feather boa for that saucy touch.Fiona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 TOMORROW NIGHT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 the final results for the Mr Moorings contest, in reverse order were. Teabags 23Lucas 26Flash 30Mitch and Vampire Dave (tied) 31John 33Farmer Joe 40and the winner Spiderman (aka cowboyhat Ian) 44 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 16, 2009 Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 the final results for the Mr Moorings contest, in reverse order were. Teabags 23Lucas 26Flash 30Mitch and Vampire Dave (tied) 31John 33Farmer Joe 40and the winner Spiderman (aka cowboyhat Ian) 44I'm getting too old for this nonsense! The next oldest competitor was 11 years younger than me hah hah. Helen should be along soon to provide a detailed breakdown of the results... Would be interesting to see some of the rep numbers as the standard was very high this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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