Stroopy121 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 That's a cheetah I'm afraid.QFT, he ain't lion.Though it's not exactly a catastrophic error to make.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 That's a cheetah I'm afraid.Touch. Maybe that was part of the joke?I doubt it though. It was probably an American that did it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stroopy121 Posted February 14, 2011 Report Share Posted February 14, 2011 xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 hahaha blacks and asians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 [ x ] Casual unfunny racism ITT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest dopethrone Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Could someone post something that is actually funny please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Oh god, some of these Hipster Ariel's are great: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 16, 2011 Report Share Posted February 16, 2011 Could someone post something that is actually fanny please?I agree. Humour here is finished. Let's see some clunge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Mainly funny because its exactly how I feel at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Oh god, some of these Hipster Ariel's are great:Let us know when you're going to post a great one then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Mainly funny because its exactly how I feel at work.Me too. But when someone s(h)its in the cubicle next to you, you know you're in for a lengthy stay of execution.That said, if someone comes into the next cubicle and does those big echoey pre-poop farts into the toilet bowl, I do find myself having to resist lolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I have a fear of pooping in any toilet that isn't the toilet at home for that exact reason. Someone else doing pre-poop farts gives me the mad lols. I find poops and farts unbelievably funny.EDIT: This is my 500th post and it's about poops and farts. I have arrived. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Me too. But when someone s(h)its in the cubicle next to you, you know you're in for a lengthy stay of execution.That said, if someone comes into the next cubicle and does those big echoey pre-poop farts into the toilet bowl, I do find myself having to resist lolling.Luckily there's only one cubicle at work. So I don't hear other people.I also notice when I do hear people coming in, I raise my middle finger to them and silenty mouth "fuck off I'm pooping" safe in the knowledge they can't see me behind the doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I fucking love pooping.I wish I could have my desk in one of the shitter cubicles and spend my working day naked from the waist down.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I got a reply asking if the 'item' was for sale when I was selling ps3 games on gumtree. I sent a reply going yes i can sell as a lot if you offer a price.I then got an almost identical reply to that one stating I needed to give them Paypal info and I should ship it.Oh yeah. It was a ps3 they were after for 150. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Someone else doing pre-poop farts gives me the mad lols. I find poops and farts unbelievably funny.EDIT: This is my 500th post and it's about poops and farts. I have arrived.It's just the reverb that toilet pots offer the pre-poop fart to accentuate it. Must resist laughing out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 I covered this in a blog once.Tuesday' date=' 5 December 2006Post 398 - PoopingI work in the offices of one of the world's biggest oil and gas corporations. I won't mention the name of the corporation, but it's a big one, you'll have heard of it. The job? Turning up at 9 o'clock every morning in a suit and swanning around pretending I'm important, just like all the other phonies. The difference between me and my colleagues however is that I don't even know what it is that I'm supposed to do, and I just blag my way through most days. In fact, for all I know everybody else does exactly the same thing - it's not like I would know.The building I work in is a great place to work - as well as comfortably housing several hundred staff, it boasts a fully functioning restuarant; a coffee lounge; a dry-cleaners; a photo-lab; a gym; squash courts, and is fully environmentally controlled, so your office stays at the same temperature and humidity all by itself regardless of the weather. It reminds me of the building in Gremlins 2. Also we each have a security swipecard to get into each corridor, and if you try to get through a door you're not supposed to, it flashes red and beeps angrily like in a James Bond movie. Employees of course enjoy all the perks of the job, including a free 3 course meal every day, with delights such as roast beef, steak, salmon, and a glass of wine; free coffee machines on every floor; creche facilities; sports and social clubs; and free classes so you can learn a foreign language on your lunch break.All in all, it's a great place to work, with just 2 major drawbacks:1 - The baked potatoes at lunch are never cooked all the way through.2 - It's impossible to have a poop in peace.Let's ignore the baked potato issue for the moment and go straight on to number 2, so to speak. Each block in my building has 5 floors, and a men's room on each floor. In my block, all the gents toilets are directly above each other, and regardless of which floor you're on, they are laid out exactly the same way. When you open the door, there are two cubicles directly on your right, followed by two urinals, and then a window. On the opposite wall, oddly enough on your left when you come in the door, are a row of wash-basins. This for me presents a problem. Generally when I take a dump I find it difficult to relax when there's just a flimsy sheet of MDF which doesn't reach the floor or the roof stopping everyone else in the room from hearing, and smelling, everything I'm doing. Many's the time I've heard conversations between colleagues take place mere feet away from where I'm sitting, which could be rudely interrupted by a noisy splashback were I not being forced to take careful precautions. Who wants to have to take careful precautions in order to drop the kids off in peace?Far and away a worse situation however, is when somebody takes up position in the neighbouring cubicle. In my mind, surely one of the most disgusting and inappropriate moments in anyone's life is when you're taking a shit, and there's just a flimsy sheet of MDF that doesn't reach the roof or the floor between you and someone else who's taking a shit. Invariably, this event follows an established pattern. Generally, when I hear the door to the toilets open, in my head I repeat "don't go in the cubicle, don't go in the cubicle", but alas, often they do. I hear the door to the neighbouring dumpstation close and lock, I hear trousers being unzipped, and I hear clothes loosening. A few moments pass, and I hear a couple of quacky fart noises resonating around the porcelain as the chocolate hostage prepares itself for liberation. At this point I feel it is necessary to make it quite plain to the dumper next door that I am there and do not wish to hear his movements, so I make some rather loud throat clearing and foot tapping noises so he realises he is not alone. For the next few minutes as I am finishing up I hear grunts of pain and discomfort escaping over and under the wall as he, embarrased at realising that someone heard his farts, tries to stop the thing he started. And to be honest, it amuses me, so sometimes I hang around for just a few minutes longer than necessary, thinking of the anguish the poor guy must be in desperate to take a shit and being that close.I would exchange all the free steak, salmon, wine, and French lessons for a stand-alone crapper. Or at least a stall with walls and a door that reach that ceiling and the floor. Is that too much to ask? Pooping on company time is supposed to be a joyous experience and they've taken that luxury away. Perhaps it's time to look for another job.Song currently stuck in my head - "Party Up In Here" by DMX[email']elwoodsodyssey@hotmail.co.ukPosted by Elwood at 16:53 0 comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 If all of us are so scared to take a shit when someone else comes in, who are these mad poopers who come in and start shitting while we're in the next one? If i'm totally honest a few minutes taking a shit is the best part of my shift every morning, these guys fucking ruin it.Hi!I don't care if someone else is shitting around me while I'm on the bog. I didn't realise that anyone did until now. You're all weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 The only way i can see for this thread to get back on track is if you shit-shy folks start posting photos of your jobbies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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