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Upset that she wasn't pregnant and didn't get "smoochy kisses" anymore?

No wonder - it'd be like fucking a beached whale. Only a brave man would venture.

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Upset that she wasn't pregnant and didn't get "smoochy kisses" anymore?

No wonder - it'd be like fucking a beached whale. Only a brave man would venture.

I think even Captain Ahab would have second thoughts about exacting revenge on this one.

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I think even Captain Ahab would have second thoughts about exacting revenge on this one.

I'm now relatively certain that this is what Mastodon's "Leviathan" is about.

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Because it gives you a hard on? S'why I'd do it...
Lol fair enough! If that's what floats your boat and all that.....:p

I could never bite someone's tongue off, the thought of it makes me shudder.

It's because you don't have a cock. If you did you'd understand.

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It's because you don't have a cock. If you did you'd understand.

Haha, ok you've got me there!

So biting a guy's tongue off will give him a hard on......I must remember this :p

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Haha, ok you've got me there!

So biting a guy's tongue off will give him a hard on......I must remember this :p

No no - him biting someone else's tongue off will give him a hard-on. It's really not that complicated... :p

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No no - him biting someone else's tongue off will give him a hard-on. It's really not that complicated... :p

Yeah. I'm not a fucking perv, why would I like my own tongue bitten? I need it to speak, and taste food.

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Yeah. I'm not a fucking perv, why would I like my own tongue bitten? I need it to speak, and taste food.

Don't forget licking wads of fanny, you fucking perv.

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