DJ Jo-D Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 You should have said:That would have been much funnier. people might have mistaken him for having a long enough cock to wind in then.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 I consider myself quite a nice person. People tend to like me because I'm polite and rarely late. I respect most people, and indeed animals.But deep down, I would absolutely love to drop-kick a cat like a rugby ball 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Sometimes, if you listen carefully, you can hear him crying '"Craig, Craig!"I should report you to the fucking RSPCA, you dog molesting bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 i have the coolest cat in the world, they win hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 can you give negative rep?:]Watch it and understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 On a note that's a tad more on-topic, I'm a dog man. Every time I go anywhere near a cat the motherplucker decides it'd be a good idea to take a swipe and I've been clawed a couple of times. I don't actually stand on their heads... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 :]Watch it and understand.I might just do that - cheers!! ps-thats a right smug smiley ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 i have the coolest cat in the world, they win hands down.I love your matter-of-fact posts. It's not even just a statement of opinion. It's just pure gospel which would be utterly complete if it was followed by "Milner has spoken" or something equally god-like.Milner!THE DECIDER OF THINGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 :]Watch it and understand.5 delivered on play just now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 On a note that's a tad more on-topic, I'm a dog man. Every time I go anywhere near a cat the motherplucker decides it'd be a good idea to take a swipe and I've been clawed a couple of times. I don't actually stand on their heads...JUMPER. Argh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 5 delivered on play just now Absolute bargain, it's comedy gold."You're acting like an Ape. A wild Ape!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 Dogs are awful, jealous animals. Cats on the other hand are wonderful animals and the best pet you could own (without the risk of being eaten/mauled). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 4, 2009 Report Share Posted March 4, 2009 JUMPER. Argh! *Motherfuck these 8 characters* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 people might have mistaken him for having a long enough cock to wind in then....I'm sorry to only notice that now, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull you up on that.You, a grown woman, are having a go at my cock size? Are you fucking kidding me? Someone you've never met. Are you fucking kidding me? That is so sad, that is so so sad. I feel both our points could at least be validated before this but Christ, try and raise your game a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gus Chamber Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 If there's one thing worse than spraying coffee over the monitor, it's nearly choking to death while smoking due to inhaling at the wrong time.I lolled, I igged, I bellybuttoned. Points well deserved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Clearly photoshopped. Epic fail. Cats blow the boaby. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'm sorry to only notice that now, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull you up on that.You, a grown woman, are having a go at my cock size? Are you fucking kidding me? Someone you've never met. Are you fucking kidding me? That is so sad, that is so so sad. I feel both our points could at least be validated before this but Christ, try and raise your game a little I might be grown up, but as you don't know me either, you won't know I am also quite immature in ways and don't take things too seriously...like yourself, which I have just found outI think people on here realise I don't know you and thus don't know your cock size and frankly never will....blah blah blah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I'm sorry to only notice that now, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull you up on that.You, a grown woman, are having a go at my cock size? Are you fucking kidding me? Someone you've never met. Are you fucking kidding me? That is so sad, that is so so sad. I feel both our points could at least be validated before this but Christ, try and raise your game a little Someone quite clearly has a complex about the size of his cock.Nefarious C = Notverybig C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Someone quite clearly has a complex about the size of his cock.Nefarious C = Notverybig CYou would have a complex too, if your dick was small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 DJ JO-D once flirted with me a lot when she was drunk, tipped me rotten she did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 DJ JO-D once flirted with me a lot when she was drunk, tipped me rotten she did.Rotten, eh? wire brush and dettol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Did I? ha ha who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Did I? ha ha who are you?I'm one of the sound guys in the tunnels, just so happened that I was working behind the bar that night, very briefly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Honestly, I don't think anything has ever made me quite as happy as this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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