Ithaca Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 ==I got married last weekend [pics]== - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums/"http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/]Found this in my inbox this morning. Amused me to the point of sharing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 It's a bugger you can't click on the link...Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 love is a broken URL?is this post modern poetry or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Oh no, no, no, no, NO!That's all wrong o_O"I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity."Holy mother of God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 fantastic, this was hilarious the first 7 times i saw it on various forums...but now it's even funnier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Fuck me, not only is she a munt, her enitre family look like rejected designs for the muppets. Gads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 "There's a kid on the way, but she's upset about losing her figure".Oh my fucking Jesus. I'm surprised he managed to find it among the folds in the fat bastard bitch.Offensively ugly people shouldn't be allowed to breed. Seriously. Sew them up or something.Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 I have been out with some pigs in my time (its one of the symptoms of being quite ugly myself) but even I would draw the line at that monster!The entire family are a walking advert for contraception! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 I have been out with some pigs in my time (its one of the symptoms of being quite ugly myself) but even I would draw the line at that monster!The entire family are a walking advert for contraception!Your last bird wouldn't have looked out of place in those bridesmaid photos :laughing: :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Your last bird wouldn't have looked out of place in those bridesmaid photos :laughing: :laughing: That's quite cruel....none of those Bridesmaids has an arse half the size of my ex's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Your last bird wouldn't have looked out of place in those bridesmaid photos :laughing: :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indie King Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 I'd do her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Christ.... that is absolutely tremendous!What a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Is that even human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Think she snuck into the reception earlier and licked the frosting off one side of the cake?I noticed the dweeb had labelled the photo "My wife's favourite part of the day" - no shit Sherlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 I'm confused.He said "so glad I waited until marriage to lose my virginity" and then later says "There is a kid on the way, which is why I married her"So either it's not his or he shagged her pre-marriage.Either way, he's a fucking stupid dumb cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 I would like to add that I don't actually think this CrumBum guy is for real.That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 It's surely not the real husband doing the posting though... (EDIT: You got in there before me...)You would need some serious heavy machinery to hang that fucker upside down to find it though....Or as the last post (when I read it) on the thread says, roll it in flour and aim for the wet bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 That's quite true....none of those Bridesmaids has an arse close to the size of my ex's, which was massive.Fixed.Fixed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Fixed.You fixed it so say the same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 Essentially what I was trying to say is that drahcirv1's ex's arse was so huge that not even the massive arses on show at that wedding were a patch on it.It was a silly joke that ultimately went wrong. I can only apologise to anyone I've offended with my poor execution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 ...a four-letter word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 ...a four-letter word!That beard is just legendary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 MySpace.com - Chris the Freak - 21 - Male - Ninety Six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/118833657 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted November 27, 2008 Report Share Posted November 27, 2008 That is unreal.'Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies.'Sculpted... out of twinkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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