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Katona going the way of Winehouse?

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I keep forgetting she used to be a "popstar". I just see her as the the fat cunt that's trying to flog frozen food and is caught crying on film every week in Heat magazine. Not that I read Heat magazine.

I read Heat magazine.

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I keep forgetting she used to be a "popstar". I just see her as the the fat cunt that's trying to flog frozen food and is caught crying on film every week in Heat magazine. Not that I read Heat magazine.

I read Heat magazine.

My girlfriend always leaves Heat magazine lying around my flat. Sometimes it 'accidentally' lands on my lap when I'm at home by myself.

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If she's taking Chlorpromazine then she could well be telling the truth, they don't call that stuff "liquid cosh" for nothing. She'd have had to have been seriously off the deep end before having that prescribed.

Neither :up: nor not :up:

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If she's taking Chlorpromazine then she could well be telling the truth, they don't call that stuff "liquid cosh" for nothing. She'd have had to have been seriously off the deep end before having that prescribed.

Neither :up: nor not :up:

What is it like, an anti-depressant or summat

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What is it like, an anti-depressant or summat?

An anti-psychotic, also known as Largactil. Heavier than Corrupted.

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Quality. So she's like a proper mental?

Couldn't say for sure, thankfully never met the bastard bitch. It's one of the strongest medications available, so draw your own conclusions.

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Couldn't say for sure, thankfully never met the bastard bitch. It's one of the strongest medications available, so draw your own conclusions.

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Of course, she could be making it all up and it was really a concoction of tequila, smack and spunk.

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We could open the books at who's going to die first between Katona and Winehouse. High stakes. Big money!

I thought Britney was gonna be the next dead celebrity, but it turns out she's almost normal again. What a killjoy.

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This has proper angered up my blood...

"An erratic appearance by former pop star Kerry Katona on ITV1's This Morning caused viewers to call in with concerns about her health"

No doubt the same dole-mole chav cunts who wouldn't lift the phone of the nice old lady next door collapsed in front of their eyes.

"Publicist Max Clifford said he was "increasingly concerned" for Katona."

Yeah - like he REALLY gives a flying fuck.

"There's no way she should have been allowed to do that show," the singer's publicist told Radio 1 Newsbeat. Had I been with her, she wouldn't have done" he added.

Meaning he didn't get his fucking commission for the appearance

"I must admit after today and in view of what's gone on over the last couple of months, I am increasingly concerned for her health and happiness."

Worried about our meal ticket during the credit crunch are we?

Hopefully, she'll fucking die, thus making chucking it the "next big thing" for these worthless, attention-seeking narcissists and they'll all jump on the Early Grave bandwagon.

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We could open the books at who's going to die first between Katona and Winehouse. High stakes. Big money!

I thought Britney was gonna be the next dead celebrity, but it turns out she's almost normal again. What a killjoy.

Damn! - gazumped!

I type too much

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"An erratic appearance by former pop star Kerry Katona on ITV1's This Morning caused viewers to call in with concerns about her health"

No doubt the same dole-mole chav cunts who wouldn't lift the phone of the nice old lady next door collapsed in front of their eyes.

:swearing:

Nah. The only people who ever call in anywhere about anything are old people. They probably offered to take her home and make her a nice plate of soup or something.

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Nah. The only people who ever call in anywhere about anything are old people. They probably offered to take her home and make her a nice plate of soup or something.

Good point.

Anyway, the chavs would still be in bed at that time.

A night on the burgle would fair take it out of you, I would imagine.

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ha, nearly choked on my tea reading that.

Do you mean tea, or do you mean your concoction of tequila, smack and spunk? :love::laughing:

How long before this thread gets removed at the request of Kerry Katona's management company :laughing:

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Nah. The only people who ever call in anywhere about anything are old people. They probably offered to take her home and make her a nice plate of soup or something.

You can't get much soup on a plate. Katona would probably flip the table over in disgust and fuck off down to Iceland with that broad from Loose Women, where she can buy a bathtub of sausages for a quid.

She needs to get killed.

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They've also printed the photos from Zoo/Nuts in Heat. There's no escaping it!

err....yes there is....

curse you!.....you've dragged me into this world.

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Not buying the magazines? That'd be a start.

Unless someone glues the pages to your face, I think you're gonna be okay.

I didn't even buy it. I had a quick flick through it and there was Katona in a weird bikini/bodysuit thing. You don't expect to see these (or rather 'those') things in Heat.

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Flicking through the magazine was optional too. Unless you subscribe to some kind of fascist gossip regime, where a daily dose of menial tripe is forced upon you once or twice a day.

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