Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Decide for yourself:BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Concern over Katona TV appearanceBy the way posting this under "Music Discussion" physically hurt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I keep forgetting she used to be a "popstar". I just see her as the the fat cunt that's trying to flog frozen food and is caught crying on film every week in Heat magazine. Not that I read Heat magazine.I read Heat magazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 I keep forgetting she used to be a "popstar". I just see her as the the fat cunt that's trying to flog frozen food and is caught crying on film every week in Heat magazine. Not that I read Heat magazine.I read Heat magazine.My girlfriend always leaves Heat magazine lying around my flat. Sometimes it 'accidentally' lands on my lap when I'm at home by myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 If she's taking Chlorpromazine then she could well be telling the truth, they don't call that stuff "liquid cosh" for nothing. She'd have had to have been seriously off the deep end before having that prescribed.Neither nor not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 If she's taking Chlorpromazine then she could well be telling the truth, they don't call that stuff "liquid cosh" for nothing. She'd have had to have been seriously off the deep end before having that prescribed.Neither nor not What is it like, an anti-depressant or summat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 What is it like, an anti-depressant or summat?An anti-psychotic, also known as Largactil. Heavier than Corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 An anti-psychotic, also known as Largactil. Heavier than Corrupted.Quality. So she's like a proper mental? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Quality. So she's like a proper mental?Couldn't say for sure, thankfully never met the bastard bitch. It's one of the strongest medications available, so draw your own conclusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Couldn't say for sure, thankfully never met the bastard bitch. It's one of the strongest medications available, so draw your own conclusions.Of course, she could be making it all up and it was really a concoction of tequila, smack and spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Atom Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Of course, she could be making it all up and it was really a concoction of tequila, smack and spunk.ha, nearly choked on my tea reading that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 We could open the books at who's going to die first between Katona and Winehouse. High stakes. Big money! I thought Britney was gonna be the next dead celebrity, but it turns out she's almost normal again. What a killjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 This has proper angered up my blood..."An erratic appearance by former pop star Kerry Katona on ITV1's This Morning caused viewers to call in with concerns about her health"No doubt the same dole-mole chav cunts who wouldn't lift the phone of the nice old lady next door collapsed in front of their eyes."Publicist Max Clifford said he was "increasingly concerned" for Katona." Yeah - like he REALLY gives a flying fuck."There's no way she should have been allowed to do that show," the singer's publicist told Radio 1 Newsbeat. Had I been with her, she wouldn't have done" he added. Meaning he didn't get his fucking commission for the appearance"I must admit after today and in view of what's gone on over the last couple of months, I am increasingly concerned for her health and happiness." Worried about our meal ticket during the credit crunch are we?Hopefully, she'll fucking die, thus making chucking it the "next big thing" for these worthless, attention-seeking narcissists and they'll all jump on the Early Grave bandwagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 We could open the books at who's going to die first between Katona and Winehouse. High stakes. Big money! I thought Britney was gonna be the next dead celebrity, but it turns out she's almost normal again. What a killjoy.Damn! - gazumped!I type too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 "An erratic appearance by former pop star Kerry Katona on ITV1's This Morning caused viewers to call in with concerns about her health"No doubt the same dole-mole chav cunts who wouldn't lift the phone of the nice old lady next door collapsed in front of their eyes.Nah. The only people who ever call in anywhere about anything are old people. They probably offered to take her home and make her a nice plate of soup or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Nah. The only people who ever call in anywhere about anything are old people. They probably offered to take her home and make her a nice plate of soup or something.Good point.Anyway, the chavs would still be in bed at that time.A night on the burgle would fair take it out of you, I would imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 ha, nearly choked on my tea reading that.Do you mean tea, or do you mean your concoction of tequila, smack and spunk? How long before this thread gets removed at the request of Kerry Katona's management company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Quality. So she's like a proper mental?My diagnosis would be head mental. Probably brought on from too many shops to Iceland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted October 22, 2008 Report Share Posted October 22, 2008 Or heat mental, brought on from to many appearances in heatHeatstroke would have been better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Nah. The only people who ever call in anywhere about anything are old people. They probably offered to take her home and make her a nice plate of soup or something.You can't get much soup on a plate. Katona would probably flip the table over in disgust and fuck off down to Iceland with that broad from Loose Women, where she can buy a bathtub of sausages for a quid.She needs to get killed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 she's nude in ZOO or Nuts this week.disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 They've also printed the photos from Zoo/Nuts in Heat. There's no escaping it!err....yes there is....curse you!.....you've dragged me into this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 There's no escaping it!Not buying the magazines? That'd be a start.Unless someone glues the pages to your face, I think you're gonna be okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Flicking through the magazine was optional too. Unless you subscribe to some kind of fascist gossip regime, where a daily dose of menial tripe is forced upon you once or twice a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 'glamour' isnt the word i'd use. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'd have thought it would have been advertised on the front cover.KATONA: "My new body hell!" or whatever whiney pigshit tail she's going to spout about it. There's a TV show coming up all about how she was unhappy with her body, but claimed that she is too lazy to exercise, so she got some quacks to cut the fat out of her. It's alright for some isn't it? Especially how she owes all that money to the Taxman. She needs to get rained down on, Wesley Snipes style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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