Lemonade Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I'd have thought it would have been advertised on the front cover.KATONA: "My new body hell!" or whatever whiney pigshit tail she's going to spout about it. There's a TV show coming up all about how she was unhappy with her body, but claimed that she is too lazy to exercise, so she got some quacks to cut the fat out of her. It's alright for some isn't it? Especially how she owes all that money to the Taxman. She needs to get rained down on, Wesley Snipes styleYeah I saw something about that, she's done a reality show about her getting loads of plastic surgery, she truly is a waste of skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 She is. I can't think of a celebrity I'd love to kick down a flight of stairs any more than Katona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Do you remember years ago she presented some awards show on the TV and she was wearing some corset thingy that pushed her tits so far up she had one on each side of her chin. Looked like she was trying to smuggle Right Said Fred through security.She was actually just a scouse mink back then, now she's a total fucking headcase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Looked like she was trying to smuggle Right Said Fred through security.Bahaha!Beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 She is the reason Iceland went under in the economic crisis.GEDDIT? ICELAND? KERRY KATONA? ICELAND? GEDDIT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I just can't believe that so many local authorities invested in a shit supermarket.Especially when the face of said supermarket was Kerry Fucking Katona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 She is. I can't think of a celebrity I'd love to kick down a flight of stairs any more than Katona.Jade Goody would be first, followed by that mountain bike with lipstick "Posh" Beckham.Katona would be sent down last, to effect major crushage upon the other two.But the people I'd really like two fastrack down the stairs are the morons who buy these stupid magazines and effectively extend these cunts 15 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Diesel, you are fully welcome to kick my sister down the stairs as she is actually SUBSCRIBED to heat.loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Diesel, you are fully welcome to kick my sister down the stairs as she is actually SUBSCRIBED to heat.loser.Oooooh! that's bad.I think you can legally disown her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 An anti-psychotic, also known as Largactil. Heavier than Corrupted.Largactil... good band name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 She's a fat gobby cunt.I'd have no problems saying that to her face. Unless she threatened to eat me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 this thread begs the question...who would you rather shag:Kerry Katona or Jade Goody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 this thread begs the question...who would you rather shag:Kerry Katona or Jade Goody?Oh my God, I feel sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 She's a fat gobby cunt.I'd have no problems saying that to her face. Unless she threatened to eat me.I was once unfortunate enough to see an Atomic Kitten tribute band (At DJs in Fraserburgh!). Just on general principal I lobbed an empty packet of fags at the fake Kerry Katona and hit her in the face.Why would anyone want to mimic Kerry Katona? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 this thread begs the question...who would you rather shag:Kerry Katona or Jade Goody?Jade Goody will be lucky if she sees Christmas.On 1 September 2008 it was reported that Goody's cancer was "advanced and life-threatening" and that she would be having an operation followed by chemotherapy.[49] Doctors warned that her survival chance could be as low as 65%.[50] Further tests, and a hysterectomy, "went well" according to her publicist, and Goody is expected to begin a course of chemotherapy and radiotherapy.[51] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I was once unfortunate enough to see an Atomic Kitten tribute band (At DJs in Fraserburgh!). Just on general principal I lobbed an empty packet of fags at the fake Kerry Katona and hit her in the face.Why would anyone want to mimic Kerry Katona?Haha - throughly deserved. Were the tribute members fae the Broch?? Atomic Kitten in Broch accents. I might pay to see that...In the summer when we played at the Wizard Festival, my best mate (whilst pished) chucked a plastic pint of cider onstage at us and hit the singer smack on the face and gave him a mouthful of cider. He wasn't impressed. I thought it was hilarious. 8-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 yes, but in the meantime...which fat annoying as fuck ugly mess are you going to sleep with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 yes, but in the meantime...which fat annoying as fuck ugly mess are you going to sleep with?I'll take whichever one you don't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Katona isn't quite as repugnant as Jade Goody, though it's a close run thing. So I'd take KK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 You can't get much soup on a plate. Katona would probably flip the table over in disgust and fuck off down to Iceland with that broad from Loose Women, where she can buy a bathtub of sausages for a quid.She needs to get killed.That is a fucking awesome post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest calumunderkills Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Talking of rimjobs, a few years ago, I was round at my mate's flat and picked up his Nuts magazine and was flicking through. There was a section where Jodie Marsh had given 50 top sex tips and one of them simply said:"Lick her ringpiece. Some girls don't like it, but I love it."What a slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Talking of rimjobs, a few years ago, I was round at my mate's flat and picked up his Nuts magazine and was flicking through. There was a section where Jodie Marsh had given 50 top sex tips and one of them simply said:"Lick her ringpiece. Some girls don't like it, but I love it."What a slag. Fuck's sake - that's me right off Walnut Whips now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Fuck's sake - that's me right off Walnut Whips now I wouldn't venture my tongue near that tarts rusty sherrif's badge, have you seen the state of her nose?...she must have pungent farts.eee, thatun'll tek paint off tit wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 "Lick her ringpiece. Some girls don't like it, but I love it."Sound advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vega Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 I saw Jade Goody in Spain two years ago, just walking about with two freakin' massive bodyguards. More minging in real life than in pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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