NARC Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Haha' date=' Paulcoconutass on Friday "you have fantastic tits" - slightly random and very out of the blue!so what? .......you dont have good tits??i have a probably not genuine pic suggesting otherwise [/quote'] It is NOT genuine but i was kinda convinced it was for a bit to be honest..... but i was reassured by the person who started it all that it is not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 It is NOT genuine but i was kinda convinced it was for a bit to be honest..... but i was reassured by the person who started it all that it is notthat just leads me to suspect that there IS a genuine one out there ...somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 that just leads me to suspect that there IS a genuine one out there ...somewhere.good deduction, lets start an internet wide search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 good deduction' date=' lets start an internet wide search[/quote']like you havent already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 ok ok ok, lets start ANOTHER internet wide search Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Some guy asked me if I was Australian because apparently I didn't make a gin and tonic the way he liked it. He told me I looked really sullen and pissed off. Then he gave me a fiver tip.Hmm.I remember my boyfriend muttering something about having a chicken that had no bones one night when he was asleep.It sounds rather suspect to you guys no doubt, but it was really sweet at the time :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy pixie Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 some idiot i used to know once tried to convince me she had invisible braces she didn't want me to see because she'd be embarrased. a complete lie. she also tried to convince the whole of her art class she was born a man, and had an operation. unfortunately, it wasn't a humour transplant.i also eat the hairy kiwi skins. yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I was walking home from work one day last month' date=' when a drunken old man crumbled out of Wilsons Bar and said:"Look, I don't mean to be rude sir, but my cat is stuck and I need 50p"[/quote']i hail ye. sniff ( i don't know how i got hat funny 's'.. drunken fumble) sniff.. i smell theeee's armpits (oxters) yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 I've got an voice that you could fall asleep toIs that because you're so boring? Or because your voice is so captivating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 alicecooper on Soulseek just told me he was fiddling with his man sausage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JME Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Coversation - 'my barsk is sore' -'do you want me to kiss it better?'hahaha, yeah.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RockMonkey Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Outside the Lemon Tree:"Do you know, in a certain light you look like John Pertwee?"In Old Drakes:"Your music's not real music. Not like Britney Spears" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 'hey i recognise you, where from? oh no wait, you smelt my armpit last week' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimr Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 A chinese girl woke me up at 7am in a hostel I was staying in by repeatedly prodding me on the head and saying "go home mickey mouse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 A chinese girl woke me up at 7am in a hostel I was staying in by repeatedly prodding me on the head and saying "go home mickey mouse"that is absolutely hilarious. classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 this is pretty strangeposted by Rune not long half an hour ago"Your non topic related replies are child like, please fuck off and play with your toy car or something" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boss Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 "can i shit on your tits?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 "can i shit on your tits?"Maybe they had a lispeven still if someone asked to sit on my tits then i would find it rather strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Myself and Demon_of_the _fall have many a strange conversation and many strange things come out. There are just far too many to list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some_kinda_hate Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 i know someone who eats the furry bit of the kiwiaah yuss, my tutor does that. It's apparently really good for you.. I'm too scared to try it though heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Posted June 21, 2005 Report Share Posted June 21, 2005 aah yuss' date=' my tutor does that. It's apparently really good for you.. I'm too scared to try it though heh[/quote']it's good 'ruffiage', it cleanses the insides by givin your oesophagus and bowels a good ol exfoliation. it is also a good source of fibre. yusss. but it feels a bit weird to eat furry skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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