ZeromiserY Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Slash-proof hoodies go on sale - news.uk.msn.comthese fuckers will sell like hot cakes in the 'deen. sorry, i mean will get nicked out of 'sportsworld' in their hundreds.edit: just thinking about what the guy said about making kids safer. if some gang wants to do some major hurting to someone and they have a slash-proof hoodie then wont this make them more likely to go buy a gun??"shit its stab proof ..... *click-clack - kaboom*" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Plans for stab-proof school uniforms are thought to be on the drawing board.It really is crazy how things seem to have become this drastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Thats a bit scary.Neds will probably just use them as a reason to test if they work... And if they do, they'll just punch the shit out of you instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 They can still stab your face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Utter bollocks. PR stunt for the company, playing on tabloid headline pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 i hate the implication that everyone who wears a hoody is a degenerate teenage knife wielding asbo candidate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 i hate the implication that everyone who wears a hoody is a degenerate teenage knife wielding asbo candidate...just cling onto that thought whilst a dozen of the innocent little cherubs are kicking the living shite out of you.The Hoodie is the garment of choice of the Ned, so why would any decent teenager want to wear one and be associated with the stigma? Ergo, all hoodie-wearers are neds or at least want to be seen to be associated with the sub-culture, as this gives them some gravitas and allows them to look intimidating to the people they want to impress - i.e. terrified pensioners and nerds with eyesight defects and buck teeth.All this namby-pamby, PC, nimby, dinky, yuppie, wanky shite is killing this sinking ship of a country. Bring back everything! - National Service, the stocks, the lash, hanging and all that good stuff.Retribution for all!!! Fuck blaming society for everything they do, the wee cunts know right from wrong, surely their single mums picked up something from all those hours watching Soaps and Trisha on the 50" telly that one of the kids "uncles" blagged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Ergo, all hoodie-wearers are neds or at least want to be seen to be associated with the sub-culture, as this gives them some gravitas and allows them to look intimidating to the people they want to impress - i.e. terrified pensioners and nerds with eyesight defects and buck teeth.Yeah, I totally agree. Everyone wearing a tuxedo just wants to be James Bond aswell. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 ...just cling onto that thought whilst a dozen of the innocent little cherubs are kicking the living shite out of you.The Hoodie is the garment of choice of the Ned, so why would any decent teenager want to wear one and be associated with the stigma? Ergo, all hoodie-wearers are neds or at least want to be seen to be associated with the sub-culture, as this gives them some gravitas and allows them to look intimidating to the people they want to impress jesus do you actually leave the house atall, or is it just to pick up a copy of the daily mail?I wear hoodies, not because I want to be a Ned, but because they are comfortable and warm and, *shock*horror* if it rains you can cover your head. Why does a jumper suddenly become intimidating just because it's got a hood attached to it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 come get your hoodies at sportsworld Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Jeez, a tad too far and like others said, just means if they are going to stab you they'll just go for your face or use other measures to cause damage.I just love the way people assume that if you wear a hoody you're a ned/chav/whatever. I wear a hoody and I'm far from a ned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 jesus do you actually leave the house atall, or is it just to pick up a copy of the daily mail?I wear hoodies, not because I want to be a Ned, but because they are comfortable and warm and, *shock*horror* if it rains you can cover your head. Why does a jumper suddenly become intimidating just because it's got a hood attached to it?Dinna pish yer keks wee man! Has the pole up your arse got a pole up IT's arse?I was having a chuckle - next time I'll stick a few laughing smilies in, just to spell it out for you.Ps - I lead a full and varied life - rounded off nicely by coming on here and ripping the piss out of po-faced, doom'n'gloom threads like this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Yeah, I totally agree. Everyone wearing a tuxedo just wants to be James Bond aswell. Bastards.My Tux in at the dry cleaners - it's a right old mess fae all those adventures. Just your try to keep yours clean jumping from a helicopter onto the roof of a high speed train whilst doing "ju-jitsu" moves on a 7' giant with titanium teeth, a robot arm and laser eyes!You lot don't know you're born - it's hell out there in the real world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreskin Ninja Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Hoodies being associated with Neds is a connection that never made sense, they've been worn by people from many cultures/backgrounds for a long time and the only place I have seen the connection before is in laughable news reporting. Nobody with an ounce of sense in them believes that shit though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jf9tp2wd40 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 was just away to say, i've got about 6 hoodies, not because i wanna be a ned, but because theyre fucking cosy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 was just away to say, i've got about 6 hoodies, not because i wanna be a ned, but because theyre fucking cosy Christ, you must be roasting.Mind and take them off when you're in the house - otherwise you'll not get the good of them when you go out.I've got a black Oakley one. Wore it to the office last Friday (dress down day). Got the pish ripped out of me. My colleagues started handing me money "if I would just leave them alone".See Stripey - I'm a victim too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 "Just fling on an Adidas hoodie and just boogie woogie with me...."I'll get my coat/hoodie.I only have one hoodie and it's a Gap one, the most unashamedly chavvy thing I own Well also all those white K-Swiss trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 I was having a chuckle - next time I'll stick a few laughing smilies in, just to spell it out for you.Yeah probably a good idea, you make a particularly convincing working-class bigot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Yeah probably a good idea, you make a particularly convincing working-class bigot.Based on a few posts by me - wow! what insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 NED - a stereotypeStereotyping is bad mmmkayI saw a goth rocker punch some guys windscreen in then punch two people on Belmont streetBut I just laughed because its ok for goth rockers to do that because they are not NEDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 obi wan and luke were neds. "aye min bam, gies yer mobile or i'll deck ye wee the force!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 obi wan and luke were neds. "aye min bam, gies yer mobile or i'll deck ye wee the force!"Also, Chewbacca carried a manbag, a crime which I am often lambasted for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 NED - a stereotypeStereotyping is bad mmmkayI saw a goth rocker punch some guys windscreen in then punch two people on Belmont streetBut I just laughed because its ok for goth rockers to do that because they are not NEDSThen by that logic isn't "goth rocker" also a stereotype? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted April 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 look at my avatar, i'm wearing a hoody! but i also have a blue mohican.so does that make me goth-rocker or ned? or ned rocker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Also, Chewbacca carried a manbag, a crime which I am often lambasted for.Aye, but who was going to take the piss out of Chewbacca for carrying a man bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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